Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Smart_Guy]

Whats with frubals? The first time ever I hear of this word is here in RF.

This offends me

 

[Wu Wei]

your lack of knowledge and not doing the research and asking to be spoon fed the answers is offensive

 

[Smart_Guy]

your lack of knowledge and not doing the research and asking to be spoon fed the answers is offensive

That's the point HA HA HA Hhhhhhh.. (cough)

 

[Revoltingest]

So....you're not so smart, Smart Guy!
By offending Wu Wei, he'll start flinging poo at us all!

Now...put a coin in his cup to make him docile.

 

[Wu Wei]

You.....offend me.... a coin....you cheapskate....just because you sold your soul for 98 cents does not mean that others would go so cheaply

 

[Simurgh]

oh, admit it you were selling yours for a quarter on ebay.

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey! Are you the one who left a steaming pile of half digested Little Friskies in me kitchen!?

 

[Simurgh]

i would not eat such things. I was the one who left that nicely pre-digested serving of salmon on the Mrs.'s favorite pillow. Glad you appreciate my gifts.

 

[Smart_Guy]

I dunno why, but I feel offended

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended at YOU!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you didn't elaborate on the nature of your being offended at his post!
So much about him is so objectionable....so let's hear it!

 

[Wu Wei]

keep it down you pusillanimous puerile pile of putrefaction....I have a headache and I am not in the mood for your offensiveness or your effluvium today

 

[Revoltingest]

It's bad enuf that you pick nits from yourself while posting, but must you comb thru me hairy behind too!?

May your headache go away.
I like relaxation & Ibuprofen for them.

 

[Wu Wei]

It is called personal hygiene....a term which I realize is entirely foreign to you... oh noisomeness one

 

[Revoltingest]

Now yer calling me "noisy"!?
Yoo should talk, ya chattering squealing little teeth gnasher!


Btw, if "noisome" means smelly, does "smelsome" mean noisy?

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh he of great illiteracy....no I am not calling you noisy.... I am calling you noisome...there is a difference....and your lack of understanding is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer calling me noisy again!?
What are ya, a broken record!?

 

[Wu Wei]

You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck! ...I shall waste no more time attempting to explain things to the rabble

 

[Revoltingest]

Does this mean that yah will finally quiet down?
I'll be glad ta be relieved of yer chittering & twittering, & nattering & chattering!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your (and I am using your and not you're just to annoy you) just trying to make my headache worse aren't you...you are just playing a game to continue and increase the pain in my cranium.... You blackguard, you riffraff, you cad, you snake, you skunk, you scoundrel, you good-for-nothing poor excuse for a human being...you foul cur ...Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.