Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Leftimies]

Oh geez this thing is still going?
You must be real bored to go on without me.

It offends me that you would even try.

 

[Wu Wei]

Did you noticed you're back....and everything stopped

 

[Revoltingest]

There is no "try"!
There is only "do"!

Hey! The naughty little monkey scampered in between us!
(He thinks he's a sammich filling.)

 

[Leftimies]

Awwww, poor little thing! Weewee I believe your name was??

Of course everything stopped. I am back. The room went silent. The people gaze at me in deep amazement and reverence.

Revolt! You should've kept the monkey out! It was on your responsibility! Not mine!
It offends me that you do not appreciate the seriousness of this situation.

 

[Wu Wei]

Darn offensive cat like thing got in the way.....like cats do..... on the highway

There is no "try"!
There is only "do"!

Hey! The naughty little monkey scampered in between us!
(He thinks he's a sammich filling.)

Oh please, you vulgar offensive malcontent , your (intentional) happy I'm back because leftimies is so darn dull and offensive.

 

[Wu Wei]

Awwww, poor little thing! Weewee I believe your name was??

Of course everything stopped. I am back. The room went silent. The people gaze at me in deep amazement and reverence.

Revolt! You should've kept the monkey out! It was on your responsibility! Not mine!
It offends me that you do not appreciate the seriousness of this situation.

You're offensively illiterate aren't you...and you get in the way

 

[Leftimies]

I am not illiterate! And of course I get in the way! The Way is so much better with me at the centre of it.

 

[Wu Wei]

If that way is the highway...at rush hour....then you are absolutely correct

 

[Leftimies]

Good lord you are barbaric! It offends me!

 

[Revoltingest]

Awwww, poor little thing! Weewee I believe your name was??

Of course everything stopped. I am back. The room went silent. The people gaze at me in deep amazement and reverence.

Revolt! You should've kept the monkey out! It was on your responsibility! Not mine!
It offends me that you do not appreciate the seriousness of this situation.

So you disbelieve that I'm serious?
Let me tell you I'm imperious!
I knew you were back.
I heard you say "Ack".
The problem is that you're delirious!

 

[Leftimies]

Ha! Says YOU!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your monosyllabic response is highly offensive

 

[Leftimies]

As is your dummy talk >_> DUH!

 

[Revoltingest]

That's three syllables, ya count'n impaired little imp!

 

[Wu Wei]

As is your dummy talk >_> DUH!

dummy talk.....so what is your next childishly offense response calling me a doo doo head or possibly using the nah nah na nah nah response...

 

[Wu Wei]

That's three syllables, ya count'n impaired little imp!

Each is a one syllable word you vocabulary challenged simpleton

 

[Smart_Guy]

Amateurs... I'm not offended by your low level insults anymore.

This is offensive.

 

[Wu Wei]

admit it....you wish you could be like us... which means you lead a sad and pathetic life....I pity you.... you're offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

He has no interest in being like you,
picking off nitties & flinging his poo!
Stop being so silly!
He wants ta be Willie!
He's sporting a kilt he's about to debut!

 

[4consideration]

Smart Guy doesn't want to be like you!
He has no interest in picking nits, cadging coins, flinging poop, & stealing bananas.
Tis Willie he eyes with envy!

Oh, you just think everyone wants to their hands on your bacon!

That's an offensive assumption.