Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Argch! Now ya stoop to the lowest of low....grammar & spelling abuse!
So cruel, so foul, so very very offensive!
You've driven away all the other posters who might take offense at me posts!

 

[Wu Wei]

Thou art a disease that must be cut away.

Go, ye giddy goose.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'll bite yer tail, ya wicked little jackanape!

 

[Wu Wei]

Thou appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.

But I will admit you are making me want to read Shakespeare again. Thou vicious mole of nature!

 

[Revoltingest]

Thy loathed issue of thy father's loins!
Sneakily stealing from tourists their coins!
You brandish your cup
& then scamper up
their skirts so you pester their groins!

 

[Wu Wei]

Thou crusty botch of nature!

 

[Revoltingest]

So now ya be call'n me "crusty"!
Yer posts are become'n too fusty!
No longer offensive,
yer now merely pensive.
I needs me a foe much more trusty!

 

[Wu Wei]

Dull, boring and offensive

At least put some effort into it you tedious plebe

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer use of an insult like "plebe"
indicates yer just a dweeb!
Yer terribly vicious
like carnivore fishes,
ya dastardly little caribe!

 

[Leftimies]

LOL.

How offensive.

 

[Wu Wei]

No comments offensive from the peanut gallery please

Adults are currently insulting each other

Yer use of an insult like "plebe"
indicates yer just a dweeb!
Yer terribly vicious
like carnivore fishes,
ya dastardly little caribe!

Rose are red
Violets are blue
Your vile and smelly
so I will eschew

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I spelled it your
just to irritate you

 

[Revoltingest]

Where?

(I couldn'ta kept that up all day!)

 

[Wu Wei]

Where?

You vile speed poster...you're (intentional) speed posting is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

If you find me posting to speedy
tis only that youre slow & needy.
Don't be so lame!
Step up yer game!
I'll still whup yer butt, yes indeedie!

 

[Wu Wei]

If you think bad poetry will do it you are sadly mistaken my odiferous non-friend

You tend to resort to poetry when you have nothing

You....loose.....again My Revoltinest

Roses are red
Violets are red
If you think this works
your sick in the head

Don't make me start using Haiku.....

 

[Revoltingest]

Haiku?
Hah!
An inferior form!

A difficult form has haiku.
Syllabic design they eschew
To cut up a word
into morae's absurd.
I can't figure out what to do.

Or....

Haikus have no soul
and are not the least bawdy.
Limericks are best

 

[Wu Wei]

You are a foul cur
Total abomination
No one can stand you

No more time to play
must go to a dull meeting
boredom will ensue

 

[Revoltingest]

Quite deeply offended I'd be
but this post is diff'rent I see.
To sit in a meeting
is worse than a beating.
Condolences I offer thee....ya randy little organ grinder minion!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you're still here, whining and moaning.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your post is so lame that I'm not inspired to limeracize!