Be Offended By the Post Above You

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm very much British...and offended by something.

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended that you are very much British!

(Not really.)

 

[HiddenHijabi]

i'm offended you don't like Britain!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you like those limey love'n lunkheads!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

i'm offended you can call my native land offensive names!

 

[Revoltingest]

Someone has too!
And that burden falls to Willie!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

i'm offended you didn't make me a sandwich! I'll have a turkey and cheese one please.

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended that you said "please" to Rev. He's gonna start expecting us to be nice to him!

 

[Revoltingest]

That's 4con's job!
She should make us both a sammich.
Or better yet....the 2 of you should make me sammiches!

 

[4consideration]

You might be right. I haven't given you a knuckle sammich in a while!

 

[Revoltingest]

Mmmmmmmm....pigs' knuckles!

Hey! Wait! That's not offensive at all!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you mention violence given I prefer peace.

 

[Revoltingest]

Pigs' knuckles are peace!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

Pigs are offensive to me!

 

[Revoltingest]

Pigs are tasty!
They're also useful for experimenting with orthopedic surgical tool designs.
(I've cut me up a whole bunch'a pig bone.)

 

[HiddenHijabi]

They're still haraam!

 

[Revoltingest]

Then can I have any ham in your refrigerator?
I'll trade you all my dofu.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

No bacon here...this is a halal zone!

 

[Revoltingest]

No bacon here...this is a halal zone!

I'm deeply offended that you don't have turkey, beef, lamb or duck bacon!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I never liked bacon that much anyway...it's not a loss.