Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

Hey!

I was defending you. Now, don't tick me off.

Anyway, Rev. gets all weepy if we're too nice to him -- and snot drips out of his nose when he cries.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I still love you!

 

[Simurgh]

i think it's time to mention

....bacon...bacon...bacon...bacon...bacon and HAM!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

i think it's time to mention

....bacon...bacon...bacon...bacon...bacon and HAM!

*throws book of shariah law at cat*

Now I'm mad!

 

[4consideration]

I still love you!

I love you, too. I wouldn't talk to you like this if I didn't.

 

[Simurgh]

alright, you little mountain of fabric. i take the shariah books and go read my al-Bukhari. i can probably find some ahadith that will deal with the defilers of cats. Muhammad (PBUH) loved us. He loved us!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

alright, you little mountain of fabric. i take the shariah books and go read my al-Bukhari. i can probably find some ahadith that will deal with the defilers of cats. Muhammad (PBUH) loved us. He loved us!

'm annoyed you called me a mountain of fabric when I'm only wearing a salwar kameez, abaya and long niqab. I'm barely dressed!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you're giving me impure thoughts!

 

[4consideration]

Don't blame your impure thoughts on her. She's a young woman, and she is not the source of your own deep seated, festering pit of naughtiness.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended that you're giving me impure thoughts!

If you can get off to a niqab, then I can't help you.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya donna unnerstan....me thoughts are of pork....no, not that kind of pork, ya wanton woman!

 

[Simurgh]

'm annoyed you called me a mountain of fabric when I'm only wearing a salwar kameez, abaya and long niqab. I'm barely dressed!

you are basically naked and sit in front of a computer typing? have you no shame???? what if someone is watching?


.... i better consult the latest fatwas on such a thing....

 

[HiddenHijabi]

you are basically naked and sit in front of a computer typing? have you no shame???? what if someone is watching?


.... i better consult the latest fatwas on such a thing....

What are you, a scholar or something?!

 

[Revoltingest]

Cats do not schol, ya scantily clad pervie poster!

 

[Simurgh]

What are you, a scholar or something?!

and your problem with that would be...?

 

[HiddenHijabi]

and your problem with that would be...?

You're the wrong madhab...

 

[Revoltingest]

Speaka the Engrish!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you don't know basic Islamic terminology!

 

[Revoltingest]

I donna know any basic terminology!
Whuh does "terminology" mean?

So...yer a Muslim again, eh?

 

[HiddenHijabi]

Learn some now!