Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Thief]

oh!...poor little thing!.....did I wake you up?

TOO BAD!.....be soooooooooo offended!
SEE if I care!

 

[4consideration]

You're meta-yelling!
That only makes things worse, ya flaming flatulent fishwife!

You're a shrew! (Men can, too!)

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer rhyming is offensive, ya daft doggerel monger!

 

[4consideration]

oh!...poor little thing!.....did I wake you up?

TOO BAD!.....be soooooooooo offended!
SEE if I care!

You care! You'd better, or else.

Now knock off the noise...

 

[Thief]

BANG! BANG! BANG!
WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!

Where's my boat horn when I need it!

 

[Revoltingest]

I stabbed yer annoying horn!
Yeah...I'm schtealing yer schtick!

 

[4consideration]

You leave his schtick alone!

You'd think a gentlemen would show some respect for another man's schtick, and just leave it alone without having to be told!

 

[Thief]

thank you.....I think.....

And I am soooooooo offended to thanking anyone in this thread!

 

[Revoltingest]

It's particularly offensive that you thank 4con!
She doesn't have your best interest at heart.
When your back was turned, she put this on it!

 

[Revoltingest]

Btw, that's why I kicked you.
The sign told me to.

 

[4consideration]

I did not! Revoltingest used White-Out to change my sign!

It said: kiss me

That's just plain 'ole wrong, Rev.

 

[Revoltingest]

That's even worse!
Imagine poor Thief's state if'n I'd obeyed that sign!
(Don't worry too much though...I'd never slip'm a tongue.)

 

[Wu Wei]

You are disgusting, offensive and revolting and should get a boot to the head for the offensive comment

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The Frantics - Boot to the Head - 16. Ti Kwan Leep - YouTube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjo_bWOILjY

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm already wear'n one, ya unobservant footwear monger'n Al Bundy wannabe!

 

[Smart_Guy]

Hey you look awful man.

And why are you standing upside down?

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya blither'n fool!
That's me stand'n up.
Tis only me garb which is inverted!
At least me kilt works well upside down.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm already wear'n one, ya unobservant footwear monger'n Al Bundy wannabe!

That is the least offensive picture of you I have ever seen....it is still rather offensive...but not as offensive as the others

 

[Smart_Guy]

That's me stand'n up.

Really?

My deepest apologies man, I confused your bottom with you top

 

[Wu Wei]

I find that so offensive I am going to shut off my computer

 

[4consideration]

I can't believe you're going to storm off like that, just because he is looking at Rev. -- top and bottom!

Jealousy is an ugly thing, my friend.