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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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You're addicted? How dangerously offensive!
We have teenagers lurking in this forum!
Christine's daughter Becky might get exposed to catnip,
which is a gateway substance to Tasty Treat canned cat food!
We have teenagers lurking in this forum!
Christine's daughter Becky might get exposed to catnip,
which is a gateway substance to Tasty Treat canned cat food!
Simurgh
Atheist Triple Goddess
Where do you get that information? Tasty Treat, really? oh that is just so offensive. Catnip is not a gateway drug to such things. It is merely a mood enhancing substance that benefits those who wish to explore their inner catness.
and is it my problem that there are teenagers lurking around here? it is the parents' responsibility to assure that their little demons are locked-up tight and feed through a whole in the wall three times a day--only if you are generous--and otherwise kept under control.
...it is also the teenagers duty to rebel and break out while maintaining the illusion that the parents are in charge...seems to me that everyone is suitably occupied and i can have some more of my catnip tea. Tasty Treat indeed, how about some mahi mahi instead?
Hah! Catch 22! Everything he says here will offend thee!
Your trick to force him to worship you is clever....but offensive!
Your trick to force him to worship you is clever....but offensive!
I came here to be offended by your title, and it seems you have sneakily changed it to a more generic one that is applicable to any day of the week.
I am offended that you have wasted my time in coming here.
I am offended that you have wasted my time in coming here.
I take offense at your calling me "generic".
But I am pleased that you are offended at me sneakiness.
As a reward, you may make me a sammich.
But I am pleased that you are offended at me sneakiness.
As a reward, you may make me a sammich.
Monkeys with sticks are offensive....& dangerous!
You're talking to him like he's a reasonable person. That is offensive.
You didn't notice Wu Wei holding the stick?
Oh, now that is offensive!
And hey, where's me pizza?
Oh, now that is offensive!
And hey, where's me pizza?
You keep asking me for food today! I made some bacon and eggs after your first request for a sammich. I did it for you. I ate it for you, too. How 'bout showing some appreciation?
You never sent me pix of you eating the bacon & eggs!
I wanted of enjoyment vicarious,
instead I get motives nefarious!
I wanted of enjoyment vicarious,
instead I get motives nefarious!
Nefarious? Isn't this a very old vampire movie?
It's not related to the topic. You offend me!
That's Nosferatu, ya dim witted lame excuse fer a cinema scholar!
Bless you!