Don't you dare bless me! I'm a fire breathing puppy eating heathen!
(You might damage your blessing organ.)
(You might damage your blessing organ.)
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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I am offended that you have come up with a title that prevents me from catching you off-guard.
Whatever will I find to criticize?
Whatever will I find to criticize?
Eating kittens? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
They don't have enuf meat, & they taste like canned fish!
Wait....I don't know that....I've never eaten any.....I've....never mind.
They don't have enuf meat, & they taste like canned fish!
Wait....I don't know that....I've never eaten any.....I've....never mind.
Simurgh
Atheist Triple Goddess
revoltmeso are you descending into barbary? it was a purely RHETORICAL question and you answer as if...as if...
where is that smartish guy with my smelling salts... i am going to have an attack of the vapors any minute now...
Simurgh is a prissy southern belle?
Not only am I offended, but that delicate flower 4con is also disgusted & offended!
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"Hillbilly"? "Hillbilly"?
Why the biggiest hills theys have where I come from is the bridge over the Industrial Canal!
I'm not nearly as offended about that cat's gas problems as I am about being called a "Hillbilly".
You take that back or I'll whoop you upside the head harder'n an alligator tail could whap your beside! Don't you be insinstigating that I ain't got any sophistycanation!
I'm misquoted!
Just look at my post!
I called you a "delicate flower".....which is actually a greater insult.
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Raggetie ploppertie slump!
Figgetie forestie gump!
4con mil slurms
farctuous with germs!
Fondelous goobermans stump!
Figgetie forestie gump!
4con mil slurms
farctuous with germs!
Fondelous goobermans stump!
Simurgh
Atheist Triple Goddess
are you daft? southern belle? blasphemy for sure. i am merely a refined feline who happens to occasionally recall--vaguely at that--all that refinement that was heaped upon her in an effort to keep her out of trees and away from other hoydens.
Hoyven glaven!
Bless you
Bless you
Bless you
Bless you
Bless you
Haha, take that you overgrown banana... um, which is bald and bearded :sarcastic
HiddenHijabi
Active Member
I'm offended you're all making nonsensical posts!
Don't welcome her! Do you realize that she has hidden her hijab!
(Was it proper to drop the "i"?)
And if she's hidden it, then what is she wearing when she posts....anything?
I think she's a libertine or temptress!
(Was it proper to drop the "i"?)
And if she's hidden it, then what is she wearing when she posts....anything?
I think she's a libertine or temptress!
HiddenHijabi
Active Member
I'm offended you're banging on about grammar! This is not the time or place.
Grammar important is!
Without slavish dedication to it, western society fall apart would!
Without slavish dedication to it, western society fall apart would!