Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Thief]

I'm so offended that I spit on everyone here, but no one thanked me!

So that's why I smell bacon breathe!

I am soooooooo smelly!
AND.....sooooooooo offended!

 

[Revoltingest]

And still no thank you for my generous donation of spittle?
I'm horribly offended!

 

[Thief]

And still no thank you for my generous donation of spittle?
I'm horribly offended!

Horrible?.....yes.
Offended?....ha!

Serves you right....slobbering on your playmates!
You should be ashamed.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you would attempt to instill a feeling of guilt on poor Revoltingest. He can't help his constant slobbering. It's not something to make fun of!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that even as you defend me, you still give no thanks for slathering you in my drool!
But at least I have social skills....thank you for so generously cutting the cheese for us all.

I also offer nose bubbles for all my dear friends.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you would accuse me of cutting the cheese, and if I do, I definitely wouldn't think of keeping it from you.

I am also offended that:

1. You have not yet made a thread that asks others: given 4con's average daily posting rate, how many consecutive days would it take for Revoltingest to frubal 4con, in order to bring her frubal to post ratio to 1 in 10 (or better.)

2. That you have not made it a personal goal to bring the idea in #1 to fruition.

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey, did I even get a thank you or a glimpse of a thong for the frubal I just gave you?
I'm offended that your thong stays safely ensconced in your Carhartt overalls!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you would take credit for a frubal that was not forthcoming!

Additionally, I think I detected a negative tone in your mention of my Carhartt overalls. I will have you know that they are among the best of outdoor wear -- although Mule Skins, also made by Carhartt, but without the logo -- are really quite good, too.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended that you would take credit for a frubal that was not forthcoming!

Additionally, I think I detected a negative tone in your mention of my Carhartt overalls. I will have you know that they are among the best of outdoor wear -- although Mule Skins, also made by Carhartt, but without the logo -- are really quite good, too.

Too much talk! Too much clothing!
Women should have less of both.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you think women should have less than a man! Typical!

 

[Sumit]

I am offended as you described it typical.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you don't also demand less talk, less clothing (except for ugly gals), & more sammiches!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you are being so demanding. What ever happened to polite requests?

 

[Sumit]

This is offensive. Why don't you simply accept his demands??

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you would suggest I ought to accept something that I clearly find offensive!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm greatly offended that you still haven't emailed me a sammich yet!
Git crack'n woman!

 

[4consideration]

(Sigh!) Here ya go:


I am offended that you really are going to print and eat that thing, and will then whine about it being as tasteless as paper!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you don't serve my sammich with a smile!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you didn't notice that I did. Luckily, I have proof!

 

[Sumit]

You gave such ugly smile to him :biglaugh: , simply offensive