Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

I am offended that you think my smile was ugly, and I was feeling pretty good today. :sad4:

 

[DreadFish]

I am offended that you think my smile was ugly, and I was feeling pretty good today. :sad4:

This:

 

[4consideration]

I frubaled -- but I am still offended!

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended that you didn't notice that I did. Luckily, I have proof!

I'm offended that you're undressing me with your eyes!
(But you have great teeth. Your orthodontist must be proud indeed.)

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm offended you're making sexual talk when you're not mahram to me!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you didn't make me a sammich either!

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm insulted you seem to think me as your servant!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm deeply peeved that you still haven't made me a sammich!

Edit: That was for Mathhias or Matthias...however he spells his horribly offensive moniker.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you are implying that my sammich was not sufficient for your needs. How's a gal supposed to feel about that?

(Thanks.)

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm most perturbed that you're still fully clothed!

 

[4consideration]

I am not! How dare you insinuate that I am!

 

[MatthiasGould]

Edit: That was for Mathhias or Matthias...however he spells his horribly offensive moniker.

I'm offended you think my birth name to be terrible.

I'm also offended this thread makes me offended.

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh.....oh.....I thought you were wearing a full length fur coat.
I'm offended that you don't shave your stomach....or arms....or.....etc!

Edit: This was directed at 4con.....or "Bigfoot", as she is know known.

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm offended at your personal remarks!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you post naked!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you got me to post something that wasn't true. #871

Now I have to feel guilty about it. Thanks!

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm offended at your tone of posting!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that intentionally misinterpretted the tone of my post just to make it seem acceptable for you to use that tone with me! (And, you didn't even mention how much you liked the sammich I sent you.)

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm offended that the structure of that sentence confused this French-speaker.

But I'll forgive you given you made me a very nice turkey mayo sandwich!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you can be bought-off with food!

(Glad you enjoyed the sandwich. I like turkey with mayo, too. )