You supposed to make people be offended, not to make them laugh!
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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You supposed to make people be offended, not to make them laugh!
I'm happiest when I'm angry, ya meddle'n oil squirt'n monkey teaser!
I am generally offended by you, as well.
(not really)
(not really)
Yer offense taking is get'n lame, woman!
Time to step up yer game, woman!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Time to step up yer game, woman!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Figures you'd criticize the quality of my offense taking, ya navel lint picking, sippin' outta the milk carton, dishwasher wrestler!
How did ya know me wolf is named "Dishwasher"!?
Ayr ye a mind reader? Stay out'a me think'n organ, woman!
Ayr ye a mind reader? Stay out'a me think'n organ, woman!
I just wanted to McRib you about the nature of your opponent in a wrastlin' match. I see you've named your dishwasher Wolf.
What do you call your washer and dryer, and are they a married couple, or are they living in sin?
What do you call your washer and dryer, and are they a married couple, or are they living in sin?
Ya got it all wrong, woman! Tis me wolf named "Dishwasher", not me dishwasher named "Wolf".
Me dishwasher is named "June Cleaver", me dryer is named "Wirey", & me washer is named "Jack Kevorkian".
There's a story behind each, but I won't tell ya.
Oh, me 1946 Towmotor forklift is named "4con".
(She's in the shop right now for a tune up.)
Me dishwasher is named "June Cleaver", me dryer is named "Wirey", & me washer is named "Jack Kevorkian".
There's a story behind each, but I won't tell ya.
Oh, me 1946 Towmotor forklift is named "4con".
(She's in the shop right now for a tune up.)
Why are the hardest working one's women, ya lazy couch spud?
That makes no sense!
Yes it does!
The dishwasher runs more often, and even though I'm not exactly sure what 4con does, I know it works harder than the washer and dryer...because you don't change or wash your kilt and stuff.
The dishwasher runs more often, and even though I'm not exactly sure what 4con does, I know it works harder than the washer and dryer...because you don't change or wash your kilt and stuff.
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Ach! Ye threw me with the apostrophe error....ya didn't need one there!
Touché'.
BTW, stop touching me!
BTW, stop touching me!
Ah'm a touchie kind'o laddie!
So don't inhibit me, ya cold hearted stand offish stiff upper lipped sausage roaster!
Hmmm...I could stand an Italian sausage sub right now.
So don't inhibit me, ya cold hearted stand offish stiff upper lipped sausage roaster!
Hmmm...I could stand an Italian sausage sub right now.
Café au Lait? I love cafe' au lait!
Why didn't you bring me one while you were getting yours? Look at you...just sitting there...making that yummy sound.
Why didn't you bring me one while you were getting yours? Look at you...just sitting there...making that yummy sound.
I came here to be offended, & all I see is the joy of coffee?
Well, I guess that is offensive......offensive lite.
Geeze, I didn't even need any exclamation points or interrobangs.
Well, I guess that is offensive......offensive lite.
Geeze, I didn't even need any exclamation points or interrobangs.
Well how'd you think I feel when I come here to get offended, and end up with a lesson in the punctuation of some other languages?