Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Daemon Sophic]

He meant a bath towel NOT a wash cloth you offensive exhibitionist

and your lack of understanding that is offensive as well

Woah! Wu Wei. I understood he meant a bath towel.

My post still stands.

A beach towel might suffice. But your hardcore naiveté and your accusations are offensive.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well you are an enormous fabulist and largely pretentious...But you may want to cover up with a towel...your insecurity is showing

You are delusional and your complete lack of inscrutability is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Well you are an enormous fabulous and largely pretentious...But you may want to cover up with a towel...your insecurity is showing

Don't you start in on me "enormous fabulous" again!
(I thought you didn't swing that way....at least you protested so.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Don't you start in on me "enormous fabulous" again!
(I thought you didn't swing that way....at least you protested so.)

This is getting old quick....much like you

 

[Revoltingest]

This is getting old quick....much like you

So now you dis us old fogies,eh?
That is offensive!
Hah! I struck a nerve!
All the better to offend thee!

 

[Wu Wei]

So now you dis us old fogies,eh?
That is offensive!
Hah! I struck a nerve!
All the better to offend thee!

You are a geezer
but age is not offensive
odiferous one

You reek of old eggs
You are very contemptuous
unacceptable

 

[Revoltingest]

I like eggs!
(One thing I can cook.)
Are you calling me a thousand year egg!?
Well, I don't eat those....but if you're offering......

 

[4consideration]

I like eggs!
(One thing I can cook.)
Are you calling me a thousand year egg!?
Well, I don't eat those....but if you're offering......

Great! So how come you haven't offered to cook for us yet?

I'd like mine over-easy, with bacon and toast, please.

Don't keep me waiting! (I sometimes get grouchy when I'm hungry.)

 

[Wu Wei]

I like eggs!
(One thing I can cook.)
Are you calling me a thousand year egg!?
Well, I don't eat those....but if you're offering......

misunderstanding
you are very good at this
you are without brain

You smell like a rotten egg
does that clear it up for you
doubtful that it will

 

[Revoltingest]

Well, no thousand year egg, eh?
You offensive eggless welcher!

 

[Revoltingest]

Great! So how come you haven't offered to cook for us yet?
I'd like mine over-easy, with bacon and toast, please.
Don't keep me waiting! (I sometimes get grouchy when I'm hungry.)

I'll fix ya monkey bacon, ya voracious voluminous voluptuary!
Yeah...I'm talk'n about yer bedonkadonk again.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well, no thousand year egg, eh?
You offensive eggless welcher!

I never offered you eggs either new or 1000 years old and your presumptuousness is offensive you egg eating plagiariser

 

[Revoltingest]

You still won't give me any thousand year eggs!?
So offensive.....so very offensive, even more so than actually eating those things.

 

[4consideration]

You still won't give me any thousand year eggs!?
So offensive.....so very offensive, even more so than actually eating those things.

It's so sad to see the way you're being treated here.

It's not within my power to give you 1,000 year eggs, but if you'd like I could put some aside for you and send them later. How does 6 month eggs sound?

It's because I care.

 

[Wu Wei]

It's so sad to see the way you're being treated here.

It's not within my power to give you 1,000 year eggs, but if you'd like I could put some aside for you and send them later. How does 6 month eggs sound?

It's because I care.

Oh please pandering is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

If you really cared, you'd make me a 1000 year egg sammich....with bacon!
But you don't. So disappointing.......& offensive.

 

[Wu Wei]

But I don't care and thinking I do is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer uncaring attitude is offensive!
We come here to share feelings, to laugh, to cry & to find love!
We....achgh....I canna keep this up anymoore.

 

[Wu Wei]

Yer uncaring attitude is offensive!
We come here to share feelings, to laugh, to cry & to find love!
We....achgh....I canna keep this up anymoore.

Well that was quite a load of disingenuous propaganda, not to mention out of character and pathetic......oh and offensive too

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey, I'm juss try'n to quality the place up, ya insensitive poo fling'n uber-macho unfeeler!