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Be Offended By the Post Above You

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Is your keyboard broken?....or are you drunk?

Well of course he is drunk....what a stupid and offensive question. As to the keyboard being broken....doubtful...but then he is a bit linguistically challenged and his fine motor skills are...well....gone....or it could be due to his...shall we say low IQ...that he is just banging on the keyboard with a rock....which would mean his keyboard is now broken....hmmm....but none of that really matters...you're offensive
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Well of course he is drunk....what a stupid and offensive question. As to the keyboard being broken....doubtful...but then he is a bit linguistically challenged and his fine motor skills are...well....gone....or it could be due to his...shall we say low IQ...that he is just banging on the keyboard with a rock....which would mean his keyboard is now broken....hmmm....but none of that really matters...you're offensive

I really don't like the way you mimic my posting technique.

You're doing it on purpose just to ^&*()))) me off.
Well fine!

Now you've gone and done it!
And I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo offended!

But I'm too busy right now to bother about you.
I'm going to put you on the back burner and let you stew awhile.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I really don't like the way you mimic my posting technique.

You're doing it on purpose just to ^&*()))) me off.
Well fine!

Now you've gone and done it!
And I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo offended!

But I'm too busy right now to bother about you.
I'm going to put you on the back burner and let you stew awhile.

Your posting technique....don't you mean MY posting technique that YOU are mimicking...you offensive post mimicker
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Give me back my kilt, ya little thief!
Ya ain't wear'n in it properly anyway....not on yer head!
Achgrgch! Me nether regions are exposed, & it's cold oop here!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
What...air ye blame'n someone else? 4con perhaps?
She's innocent! Don't ya be put'n the blame on such a nice lassie!
I dunno whose kilt that is on her head, but it ain't mine....wrong plaid!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
You incompetent gagglesnark!
You are supposed to take offense at my post, not talk about Bonzo's taking offense!
 

Daemon Sophic

Avatar in flux
We both take offense.
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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Hey!....I was here first!
You....YOU......usurper!.......youuuuuuuuuu!

But I've been doing that longer that you have......SO THERE...you offensive thieving copy cat



as for the rest of you...I'll take a fence to you...a fence post......fustigations for everyone
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
To combine fence with fustigation results in fenstration....yer gonna turn us all into windows!?
What a ridiculously offensive threat, ya page turn'n orange peel'n luge gawker!
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
To combine fence with fustigation results in fenstration....yer gonna turn us all into windows!?
What a ridiculously offensive threat, ya page turn'n orange peel'n luge gawker!

What? I don't understand the ending of that first sentence at all. I'm trying hard not to be offended because I figure I shouldn't take it personally. You're probably just suffering from PFS.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
To combine fence with fustigation results in fenstration....yer gonna turn us all into windows!?
What a ridiculously offensive threat, ya page turn'n orange peel'n luge gawker!

No no no....close but WRONG!!!!

After fustigation comes defenestration.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Hah! Ya unobservant foool! I gots me no windows in me hovel.
Yoo'd have to install one first, ya dim would be fenstrator!
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
But I've been doing that longer that you have......SO THERE...you offensive thieving copy cat



as for the rest of you...I'll take a fence to you...a fence post......fustigations for everyone

Oh no you don't...you ain't been here nearly as much as I have.
and I got the 'posts' to prove it!

And hey!.....stop making up all of those silly words!
You look like little kids playing on your parent's keyboards!!!!

I would be soooooooo embarrassed if my kids posted like you people do!
 
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