Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

Hah! Ya unobservant foool! I gots me no windows in me hovel.
Yoo'd have to install one first, ya dim would be fenstrator!

Got a door....that will do....but if that does not work for you I am ok with simply fustigating you

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh no you don't...you ain't been here nearly as much as I have.
and I got the 'posts' to prove it!

And hey!.....stop making up all of those silly words!
You look like little kids playing on your parent's keyboards!!!!

I would be soooooooo embarrassed if my kids posted like you people do!

It is sad that you are illiterate and look at your life as only time spent here.....I am talking about the time outside of here as well....but then you are a thief and not to be trusted....you are trying to steel my ..... you are offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Got a door....that will do....but if that does not work for you I am ok with simply fustigating you

Willie don't swing that way!
Ya may look, but ya canna touch!

 

[4consideration]

Willie don't swing that way!
Ya may look, but ya canna touch!

Oh, no! Now I have a mental picture of you in your kilt, doing an impression of Marilyn Monroe standing over an air vent. It ain't pretty, Mister!

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, no! Now I have a mental picture of you in your kilt, doing an impression of Marilyn Monroe standing over an air vent. It ain't pretty, Mister!

Better me than Mr Burns, lassie!

 

[Wu Wei]

Willie don't swing that way!
Ya may look, but ya canna touch!

I don't plan on touching, I would not want any of that foul stench to get on me...as a matter of fact I planned on burning the cudgel after the fustigating was finished as to not spread your putrid stink

 

[Revoltingest]

Achgh! What a waste of a good cudgel!
Monkeys have no sense of being thrifty...not like a Scot!

 

[Thief]

It is sad that you are illiterate and look at your life as only time spent here.....I am talking about the time outside of here as well....but then you are a thief and not to be trusted....you are trying to steel my ..... you are offensive

And you call ME illiterate?!!!!!
As a Thief, I KNOW how to ....STEAL!
as a toolmaker (which I do as a cover)....I know steel!

You will never be greater than Thief!

heheheheheheheheheheh!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your stabbing has been lacking lately!
Step up, young man!

 

[Wu Wei]

Whack Thump BANG BANG BANG THWACK

Its not stabbing but it was fustigation...now I must go burn this cudgel

 

[Thief]

Not you....you ninny!

stab....stab.....stab.....
and one more for your blatant disrespect......stab!

 

[Revoltingest]

You got in the way of my monkey poem!

There once was a monkey, Wu We,
a mangy & naughty wee stray.
He'd fling his own feces
at everything he sees,
a very offensive display!

 

[Wu Wei]

fustigation now
defenestration later
you are offensive

 

[Thief]

and one for you....for that blatant stretch of rhyme!.....stab!

 

[Thief]

fustigation now
defenestration later
you are offensive

Two for you....stab.....stab.....
for getting in the way of my retort!

 

[Wu Wei]

Not you....you ninny!

stab....stab.....stab.....
and one more for your blatant disrespect......stab!

Take that you deplorable defalcator...THWACK, BEAT, PUMMEL!!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

How offensive!
Monkey stabbing has been shown to be harmful!
Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys | Video | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Uh oh...the naughty little monkey scampered in the way!

 

[Thief]

How offensive!
Monkey stabbing has been shown to be harmful!
Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys | Video | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Uh oh...the naughty little monkey scampered in the way!

I think we've seen this on previous occasion.

Got one for stabbing irate Scotsman?.....with garden tools in hand....
with red beards.....and really poor spelling techniques?

I got one.....stab.

 

[Revoltingest]

I think we've seen this on previous occasion.

Got one for stabbing irate Scotsman?.....with garden tools in hand....
with red beards.....and really poor spelling techniques?

I got one.....stab.

Me spellling is just fine, ya blither'n plate spin'n stabberer!

 

[Wu Wei]

Me spellling is just fine, ya blithern plate spin'n stabberer!

Well yes your spelling is fine...for the made up words you use....however your English is offensive