Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Leftimies]

Of course not. I would hold you at gunpoint and demand more of that (catnip) which is rightfully mine >_>

 

[Wu Wei]

Cats do not have opposable thumbs so your threats are empty as well as offensive...now off with you

 

[Revoltingest]

How offensively ignant yoo ayre!

 

[4consideration]

You are even more offensive than that picture is cute, and it's very cute!

 

[Revoltingest]

Wait....are you calling me cute?
We better keep Mrs Revolt & Mr 4con away from this thread,
or more offense will be taken that we can handle!

 

[4consideration]

Wait....are you calling me cute?
We better keep Mrs Revolt & Mr 4con away from this thread,
or more offense will be taken that we can handle!

You know I was talking about the picture of the kitten!

You can't pretend to look just like one simply because you bathe yourself in the exact same way.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am not a kitten.
Do not call me "Kitten".
It's overly familiar, toots.

 

[Revoltingest]

Geeze....I just realized she's now tempted to call me "Kitten".

 

[4consideration]

OK. I get it. You WANT me to call you "Kitten".

(Sigh)

That box in the corner is just left over from something I unpacked. It's not a litter box! You clean it up, yourself!

 

[Revoltingest]

I donna doo wimin's work!
(And I don't want toxoplasmosis.)

 

[4consideration]

I donna doo wimin's work!

I can't believe you expect me to get offended by that. Please do better next time.

(And I don't want toxoplasmosis.)

Revoltingest decrys toxoplasmosis
But runs around with funky halitosis
It certainly is stinky
Each nostril plugged with a pinky
I hope one can't get it thru osmosis.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya canna entice me with verse!
Or I will attack ya with worse!
Cuz doggerel be
the weapon fer me
to git ya with sumthin perverse!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your prose stink
don't ya think
but then you smell
so I say farwell

 

[Thief]

That was terrible!
every rule of poetic grace.....broken.

I got something for that......swat!

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't mock my monkey muse!
He does the best he can.
(We just wish he wouldn't do it at all.)

 

[Wu Wei]

We....oh so that's how it is then.....

I'm offended

 

[Revoltingest]

Face it....simian poetry is offensive.
The incessant references to bananas & nit picking make it predictable.

 

[4consideration]

Monkey see
Monkey do
Monkey smells
just like you.

 

[Revoltingest]

4con see
4con do
monkeyshines
like Wei Wu

 

[Wu Wei]

Monkey see
Monkey do
Monkey smells
just like you.

You are pathetic
your poetry is quite bad
make me a sandwich

4con see
4con do
monkeyshines
like Wei Wu

That is disgusting
you smelly talentless hack
you are so stinky