Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

I'd be offended, but your praise of our poetry brings a smile.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended that it made you smile

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you don't want me to smile!
Groundskeepers need all the happiness we can get.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended that you seem to have CONVENIENTLY forgotten what the Be Offended By the Post Above You is all about

 

[Revoltingest]

Forgotten? I'm offended that you impugn my memory, ya snarling hair ball puking feline!

 

[Wu Wei]

How DARE you call me a FELINE you memory challenged reprobate heathen

FELINES are foul horrid little creatures of low intelligence that play in their own filth encrusted toilets

 

[Revoltingest]

Me memory is just fine, woman!

 

[Wu Wei]

You are despicable and you also need glasses and a subscription to luminosity.com.... but I doubt it will help you foul ne'er-do-well of low cognizance

 

[Revoltingest]

Now ya quote ducks, ya polka dotted sundress wear'n plagiarizer!
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That's Despicable - YouTube

 

[Wu Wei]

Your flagrant disregard for my posts is bordering on defamation of character you vile blaggard

Oh wait, let me try and put this in a language you might understand

Ye mud wallowin' dullard I ain't no female now where does I keeps me beatin' stick..WHERES ME SHILLELAGH... because I gonna give you a mighty beating you scotch swillin associate of pond scum drinkers

 

[Simurgh]

Your flagrant disregard for my posts is bordering on defamation of character you vile blaggard

Oh wait, let me try and put this in a language you might understand

Ye mud wallowin' dullard I ain't no female now where does I keeps me beatin' stick..WHERES ME SHILLELAGH... because I gonna give you a mighty beating you scotch swillin associate of pond scum drinkers

Now I am offended for sure. Nobody ever calls me those nice things. All I ever get is "shoo kitty...arrrgh she bit me."

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you now compete with me for Wu Wei's affections!
Her pretty pillow talk is rather coarse.....but passionate.

 

[Leftimies]

Passion is a petty emotion. I take offense in that its malicious presence has been set forth on these forums.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended by your passionate offense taking!

 

[Leftimies]

I am offended that you are always offended. Don't you have anything else to do??

 

[Revoltingest]

If I had anything else to do, I'd be do'n it!
How offensive that you so blatantly point out that I have no life!

 

[Leftimies]

I am appalled by the greater implication - that since I, too, am replying your offensive posts, I too stand in equally void no-life vacuum.

I am deeply offended by the subtlety by which you carried your latest insult! Such implying is not the honourable way.

Shamefur Dispray! Commit Sudoku!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your having no life is offensive!
Get crack'n & do something!

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended y'all don't realize the chance to speak with certain RF members of the Mod persuasion truly is the opportunity of a life-time, and evidence of a blissful and meaningful life!

 

[Revoltingest]

You're The Man, Mister Charlie, Management, The Powers That Be, Da Police, etc!
I ain't no snitch, copper!