Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

Your persecution complex is offensive

 

[Thief]

Complex?!!!!!
this is complex?!!!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

That's not what the naughty little feline means!
She's falsely accusing me of having some kinda mental complex.
I'm normal! Mostly!

 

[Thief]

That's not what the naughty little feline means!
She's falsely accusing me of having some kinda mental complex.
I'm normal! Mostly!

Nah....check your avatar!
and you are not capable of a complex.
You can't go there.

 

[Revoltingest]

I goze where I van damm well pleez, ya overbear'n silverware polish'n kleptomaniac!

 

[Wu Wei]

I goze where I van damm well pleez, ya overbear'n silverware polish'n kleptomaniac!

listen her you silly Aussie shiela you can't go anywhere you want you have work to do... Now quit talking about the silverware and start polishing it

 

[Revoltingest]

listen her you silly Aussie shiela you can't go anywhere you want you have work to do... Now quit talking about the silverware and start polishing it

Ya thinks I'm a girlie now?
That would make ya a lez.....oh dear.....well, I'm offended only at yer caustic attitude.
Which way ya swing is yer own bizness.

 

[Wu Wei]

Listen fella you keep referring to me as she and a feline...and I am not either of those you pathetic gender bending heathen mouth breather

 

[Revoltingest]

Do I know you?
I don't recall your posting here before, so I don't know why you're so miffed.
That's offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh…trying to go the “oh poor me, I’m an old doddering senile fool, please have pity on me” play is pathetic, disgusting and offensive…you depraved festering sore on all things good and wholesome

 

[Revoltingest]

I’m an old doddering senile fool, please have pity on me...

It's OK....being old beats the alternative.....a very offensive alternative!

 

[Wu Wei]

So what your saying is...you got nothing......you lack imagination and have no real response other than to change my words and not face reality....how sad...how pathetic...how unworthy of me even responding to such impotent responses........you are sad....and not even worthy of offense.....

 

[Revoltingest]

I begin to remember now.....you're that naughty little monkey!
I remember now too that you swing differently. No wonder you
rail against me impotence...you're disappointed me sexual inadequacy!
I'm offended that you don't think I measure up to your fantasies!

 

[Wu Wei]

You are a disgusting, confused, offensive, Sicko

 

[Revoltingest]

Ah, so comforting it is to have back all me fond memories of take'n offense at all yer naughty little simian antics!
But I'm most offended that ya don't have that wonderful monkey avatar anymore!

 

[4consideration]

It's sad. Really sad that you miss his avatar. Now you just have create mental pictures of him in your mind.

You probably spend time...lots and lots of time...just picturing him, and simply sitting and being with that image.

You probably also float along for hours on the river of dreams, whimsically conjuring up little Wu Wei images. I bet you and Wu Wei do a lot of scampering.

DO IT ON YOUR OWN TIME!

 

[Revoltingest]

I think his avatar was something like this....

I miss Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys.
Oddly, most of the monkeys were great apes....which is offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

This is more like it

 

[Thief]

This is more like it

I'm going to sign off and let you think about that image....all night.

Let me know in the morning if you really DO feel good about it.

 

[Revoltingest]

Morning? Don't make him wait so long....that's offensive!
OK, it isn't, but it's all I can muster. You guys just haven't been anything less than pleasant lately.