Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

Man, don't nobody sell pudding like that. He ain't no puddin' monger; that's stupid.

That's just sad. I can't even get offended by it. Would you like some tutoring?

 

[Thief]

ok...I'm back and I see you guys have been having pudding without me!

I am sooooooooooooooooooo offended!

I've had enough bacon!.....where's my pudding!

 

[Wu Wei]

pudding is offensive vile sludge.

 

[Revoltingest]

pudding is offensive vile sludge.

Pudding is great!
Especially bacon pudding.

 

[Thief]

oh god....not that....not bloody pudding!

 

[Wu Wei]

pudding is horrid, disgusting, vile, repulsive, immoral, goo...now blood tofu...that's yummy

 

[Thief]

So...you like blood .....do you?

Well tofu this!......stab.....stab....stab.....

 

[Wu Wei]

So...you like blood .....do you?

Well tofu this!......stab.....stab....stab.....

you missed.....your sword skills are offensive...are you sure your a ninja

 

[Revoltingest]

you missed.....your sword skills are offensive...are you sure your a ninja

Offensive grammar!
I underlined your error....so that you may investigate & learn.
Still....not bad for an organ grinder's pet.

 

[Wu Wei]

How many times must I tell you...I do that from time to time

Just
to
Annoy
you

 

[Revoltingest]

Excuse!
You should feel abject shame that a mere gruff groundskeeper lectures you on basic wordsmithery!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well....no......no I don't I am rather pleased with myself if it annoys you.....

I'd give you another thwack for your insolence but I'm running out of sheleighlies I have had to burn all of them but one after they came in contact with you...and the one I didn't burn broke when I thwacked you upside the head.....who knew your skull was so thick....you hard headed no good vile stench pot.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your post is more offensive than Bart Simpson's comment on Catholicism vs Protestantism!

"It's all Christianity, people. The little stupid differences are nothing next to the big stupid similarities."
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[Wu Wei]

What the HECK does that have to do with anything I posted....your delusions are getting worse as is your reading comprehension....so very sad

 

[Revoltingest]

Your post was so uninspiring that it was offensive!
It demanded a non sequitur!

 

[Wu Wei]

OK...who wrote that post for you.....because it has big words I know you don't understand.

Not giving credit to the writer of your post is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

I writes me own posts, ya scamper'n little self abuse'n poo flinger!

 

[Wu Wei]

Generally you do...the ones that are full of made up words I know you wrote....but the use of "non sequitur" pretty much tells me you didn't write that one.

Now you are not only giving credit where credit is due but your lying about it to cover up your inadequacies...how very offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer just a jealous little naughtynancy fer not know'n what "non sequitur" means!

 

[Wu Wei]

Actually I do know what it means...do you.....you inordinately offensive dissimulating orator