Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Here is how Emma Stone feels about your also being a "stone".

 

[Sumit]

Willy copying her and that's offensive. Her opened mouth looks exactly like Old Willy with golf in hand.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your inscrutable post is offensive!
And Ms Stone thinks you're creepy.

 

[Wu Wei]

you are talking for Ms. Stone and I find that offensive, she if fully capable of talking for herself

And here is a bear who is upset by your taking liberties with what Ms Stone may or may not say

 

[Revoltingest]

You exploit bears for your wicked & dishonest agenda!

 

[Wu Wei]

If I could see the picture I am sure I would be offended and I am equally sure YOU are the one exploiting bears..... you offensive bear abuser

You make bears sad

 

[Revoltingest]

Liar! I make bears dance for joy!

 

[4consideration]

I can bearly stand reading the posts in this thread today!

 

[Daemon Sophic]

I can bearly stand reading the posts in this thread today!

Then let the bears do the dancing, and have a seat lady.

(Revo told me this was your pic.)

 

[4consideration]

I'm not even offended by that. So there!

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Actually, he told me that was a picture of you in the 1980s. ...and then he said...

"Happy Menopause!!"​

 

[4consideration]

Actually, he told me that was a picture of you in the 1980s. ...and then he said...

"Happy Menopause!!"​

Ahhhhhhh!


edit: No that was not from the 80's. Would you believe...it was from just a few minutes ago when I was trying to wake myself up a bit, from feeling too sleepy to do anything? Water helps when one sleepy. It's quite refreshing.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am pretty sure I am offended by that......or at least I am pretty sure I should be offended by that... or possibly......awww the heck with it....I'm not offended and I guess it is best if I just except that and move on

 

[Revoltingest]

Your failure to observe the requirement of the OP, & take proper offense is itself offensive!
Now, get crack'n & be offended!
Here, I'll help....have some haggis.

Dang! Even I'm offended by the sight of that!

 

[4consideration]

Your failure to observe the requirement of the OP, & take proper offense is itself offensive!
Now, get crack'n & be offended!
Here, I'll help....have some haggis.

Dang! Even I'm offended by the sight of that!

I logged on because I smelled something funny.

Now I see what it is. Ewwww!

Is that OK, as far as offense taking is concerned, Mr. Offensiveness Quality-Control-Engineer?

 

[Revoltingest]

Your consistently high quality offense taking is offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

YAWN...boring....you are going to have to work harder than that to offend me......especially when I'm wearing a gas mask and have my eyes closed

 

[Daemon Sophic]

YAWN...boring....you are going to have to work harder than that to offend me......especially when I'm wearing a gas mask and have my eyes closed

You're a statue....you don't yawn: you don't get bored: you don't breath: and quite frankly, you're blind!
Your entire existence is a LIE!!

...and since you also cannot be offended, then your monolithic presence in a thread about being offended, is OFFENSIVE!


PS - and now that you've added the picture, I can see that your eyes are in fact OPEN! Oh! Where are my hip waders? It is just piling up in here!

 

[Wu Wei]

You're a statue....you don't yawn: you don't get bored: you don't breath: and quite frankly, you're blind!
Your entire existence is a LIE!!

...and since you also cannot be offended, then your monolithic presence in a thread about being offended, is OFFENSIVE!


PS - and now that you've added the picture, I can see that your eyes are in fact OPEN! Oh! Where are my hip waders? It is just piling up in here!

So says the disembodied eye with no mouth to speak, no ears to hear, no brain to comprehend and no hands to type

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Hey! Its just a close up.
Your thinking is so dang concrete, its like you were ......
:sarcastic. oh yeah.