Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

But you aren't....but you are more offensive than me

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm more agile than you, but you take the cake for offensive.
Give back the cake!

 

[Wu Wei]

NO CAKE FOR YOU!!!!

Your offensive (and yes I used the wrong "your" just to offend you)

I'd share cake with that clumsy ninja and 4con before I'd give you any....AND THEY CAN'T HAVE ANY EITHER!!!!!!!

 

[Thief]

Ha!...Thief will have his cake and eat it too!

Go play with your stone balls.
(is this too offensive?)
( I feel a little over the top on this one!)

 

[Revoltingest]

No stabbing today?
You no longer care!
You're just phoning it in!
Even statues can be stabbed.
(I recommend a rubber knife though.)
(Do you like how my line lengths are geometric progression?)
(I did that on porpoise. Sometimes posts can take on an interesting visual pattern. So I go with the flow.)

 

[4consideration]

No stabbing today?
You no longer care!
You're just phoning it in!
Even statues can be stabbed.
(I recommend a rubber knife though.)
(Do you like how my line lengths are geometric progression?)
(I did that on porpoise. Sometimes posts can take on an interesting visual pattern. So I go with the flow.)

While it may be visually pleasing, when I looked for a pattern within the progressive line extensions, I can't find one and that is offensive!

 

[Thief]

I noticed he had to drop that glib Scotty sway to make it work!

 

[4consideration]

I noticed he had to drop that glib Scotty sway to make it work!

Stop complaining!

I've notice that you like the way he sways back and forth.

 

[Thief]

Hey!....(give me a moment to get that image out of my head....)

I don't care how he swings it!
I think it's unbecoming.....a grown man in a plaid skirt!!!!!

(it's really an offensive image!)

BUT YOUR INCINUATION THAT I MIGHT LIKE IT......!!!!!!!!!!

I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OFFENDED!

I gotta go sit down for a awhile.

 

[Wu Wei]

glib....GLIB!!!!

You're saying he is fluent and voluble but insincere and shallow....... what about malodorous, boorish, inarticulate, parsimonious and haughty...

Your omissions in order to protect him are offensive....

But even though you are offensive I must thank you for giving me a chance to use parsimonious....you offensive clumsy ninja with bad aim

 

[Thief]

ExCUUUUUUUuuuuse MEEEEEEEeeeeeee!

Is that you defending a grown man in a plaid skirt?

Apparently you DO like the way he swings it!

 

[Thief]

just posting....waiting on you guys

 

[Thief]

just posting

 

[Thief]

Where are you guys?

 

[Thief]

What's taking so long?

 

[Thief]

Anybody there?

 

[4consideration]

I'm just waiting for you to acknowledge that this is the 1,000th page on this thread.

It's a milestone, and you haven't even mentioned it!

 

[Thief]

Hey!.....wake up!

 

[Thief]

almost there

 

[Thief]

here it is