Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

That's not a hammer.
Now, this is a hammer.

 

[atanu]

That is like calling a peanut the real thing.

 

[Revoltingest]

A peanut is a real thing, ya ferret faced, tire polish'n, anti-goober!

 

[Wu Wei]

Ahhh well then...I need to bring the BIG hammer

 

[atanu]

Hey R. You Albian Acanthodian ... What do you know? A peanut is a peanut. It is not a hammer. You amoeba.

 

[Revoltingest]

That looks like a perfect hammer for smashing rocks.....& statues!

 

[atanu]

Yes. I can squash amoeba and smash statue. I will not hesitate to complete these tasks.

 

[Wu Wei]

Yeah....right.... that hammer...is an inflatable hammer you silly person

But the squeaking noise it makes when you hit stuff with it is hilarious

 

[Brickjectivity]

That's all of your talk about hammers. You've got hammers, but have you got the nails?

 

[Sumit]

Stop advertising, this thread isn't about business.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I know! There is just so much advertising everywhere, such as that advertising you put onto the sun. I'm afraid to go shirtless and get a tan, now.

 

[Revoltingest]

Please don't go shirtless.
(I just ate.)

 

[Brickjectivity]

Oh, lighten up. Soak up some sun. Get your 55 on.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm so offended in so many areas outside of here that this just does not seem all that offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

I just discovered that you're a fraud!
You aren't some regal statue of a monkey with an artichoke on his head!
You're really a teenage girl posting from her bedroom in New Jersey!
And you have a collection of pink stuffed unicorns on your bed.
You call the big one "Bitey".

 

[atanu]

And I also know that you are a 300 lb. woman who cannot control constant hissing out of virulent obnoxious gas. There cannot be anything more offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

And I also know that you are a 300 lb. woman who cannot control constant hissing out of virulent obnoxious gas. There cannot be anything more offensive.

Ayre ya next gonna imagine me dance'n in me altogether!?
Oh, yer fantasies are so offensive that I dang near lost me morn'n haggis!

 

[Wu Wei]

I just discovered that you're a fraud!
You aren't some regal statue of a monkey with an artichoke on his head!
You're really a teenage girl posting from her bedroom in New Jersey!
And you have a collection of pink stuffed unicorns on your bed.
You call the big one "Bitey".

I really hope you did not quit your ground keeping job to become a detective....because if you have...you're going to starve....

You are partially right however...
I am not a regal statue of a monkey with an artichoke on his head!

But you are incredibly wrong here....

I am not a teenage girl.....

I am not posting from my bedroom...

I do not live in or even like going to New Jersey....

And I do not have nor do I want to have a collection of pink stuffed unicorns...

And there are no collections of any sort on my bed...
...

 

[Revoltingest]

I still think you're into pink unicorns.
Who isn't!

 

[Wu Wei]

I am no more into pink Unicorns than you are into cleanliness, sobriety and intellectual conversation

There is as much chance for me to be into pink unicorns as there is for you to be best friends with this guy