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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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I'm offended that your avatar has such a gosh darn gorgeous shade of blue!
Thief
Rogue Theologian
I'm not sure how to be offended by that.
Not doubt it was for mercy.
So maybe I can be offended by the distraction?
And now that I am distracted....I am also offended!
Sorry about the loss.
You have my condolences.
Birds are great.
I developed a technique of sounding like a parakeet so I could talk
to them whenever i met any. They really respond....it's a hoot!
I'm offended that your bird died!
I am offended that, in your zeal to be offended by another, you totally overlooked the obvious offensiveness of BSM1's expectation that NIX ought to hold someone else's nose.
It makes sense! I am offended that you do not see how much sense it actually makes. He left out BSM1. That's offensive!
I'm offended again that you haven't made me a sammich today!
(Bacon & tomato on whole wheat, please.)
(Bacon & tomato on whole wheat, please.)
I made you a sammich! You were so offensively late that I ate it. It was very delicious!
Thief
Rogue Theologian
I'm offended that you think someone ought to make you a sammich.
I forgot nothing! I want my sammich mayo free!
I'm horribly offended that you forgot that!
(Could i have some tomato soup with it?)
I'm offended that you aren't making me a sammich too!
(I shouldn't have to ask for one.)
Thief
Rogue Theologian
I now suspect you are a tomato lover posing as a bacon lover!
Now THAT is truly loooooooow!
I am making BLT's for dinner tonight.
I'm offended you don't know what the ES on my moniker stand for.
Sumit
Sanatana Dharma
I am offended, you did not invite us for dinner.I am making BLT's for dinner tonight.
I am offended that y'all want to go to Christine's house for dinner tonight, when we were expecting y'all to come to our place tonight.