Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Thief]

I am offended that that was a great move!

My grade school teacher would've failed your text for double 'that'.

 

[Sumit]

This is highly offensive. Your school should give extra marks.

 

[4consideration]

That was for Thief: Yeah, but...would your grade school teacher have been able to manage taking offense by the very thing she was complimenting?

(I bet she'd take issue with "yeah, but, too" ---huh?)

Again, Sumit, I find it at least highly disconcerting, if not offensive, that you should such wisdom in valuing that that often works, even if considered incorrect -- by some.

 

[Sumit]

You are offensively late.

 

[9Westy9]

You are offensively early

 

[4consideration]

Would you give me a break! Your impatience is offensive.

 

[4consideration]

(Wait... I'm yelling at myself.)

Westy, I'm not! You are!

This may or may not be an edit.

 

[Sumit]

Are you not, this offensively proves your nonexistence.

 

[9Westy9]

I'm offended that you need proof of 4con's non existence

 

[Sumit]

I am offended by your avatar, where is her one eye

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you are bothered by Westy "keeping an eye" on you!

(Two would be excessive.)

 

[Sumit]

Are you the one who offensively stole Westy's avatar eye.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you would even question such a thing! I only took her hands.

 

[Sumit]

And you offensively ate it.

 

[4consideration]

I did not! (She's not real.) Sometimes, when a person needs some help, I like to give them a hand!

 

[Sumit]

I did not! (She's not real.)

So you offensively need a real one to eat

 

[9Westy9]

I am offended by your avatar, where is her one eye

right here

Spoiler: large image

So you offensively need a real one to eat

I'm offended. Sometimes people just have a hunger that only hands can satisfy.

[youtube]kZUPCB9533Y[/youtube]
Llamas with Hats - YouTube

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended by that weird video!
(What does lama taste like?)

 

[9Westy9]

I'm offended that you dislike llamas that wear hats!!!

(not as good as human hands obviously )

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you haven't cooked a lama wearing a hat for me to try!