Be Offended By the Post Above You

[BSM1]

I am offended that I can't jump Sumit's and 4Con's post to be offended at Rev pointing out my obvious Monday morning faux pas. However I am also offended that 4Con points out that subconsciously I may have chosen the correct word. I am also offended that I forgot to add Sumit's mandatory smiley face.

 

[Revoltingest]

Excuse me! I put an exclamation point behind "Scotch!"

Just look at that sentence! Sure, you put an exclamation point inside the
quotation marks, but the sentence ends after the last quotation mark!

 

[Sumit]

Your complain is offensive. 4 just put exclamation to support the word Scotch. You can see it can't even stand properly.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you don't even offer me any scotch after I just said I'd run out!
(And I'm not picky. Cheap blended scotch will do.)

 

[4consideration]

Sumit, I am offended that you come across as so reasonable, intelligent and kind in your defense of me. Keep it up! I like being offended that way.

(As you for you Rev., I'll make my mark any darned way I please. I may have been incorrect, but it got your attention. And, for just a moment, you probably had to put that offensive bottle down. No smiley face for you, mister!)

edit: I don't drink Scotch. How about a vodka martini, or a nice Sea Breeze?

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you have the temerity to think you make the English language your bi***!

 

[4consideration]

Look who's talking! Look in the mirror buddy. Never mind. I know that's offensive!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you think my mirror holds horror!
(OK, it does....but I'm offended nonetheless!)

 

[Sumit]

I'm offended that you think my mirror holds horror!

Yes it do, when you see in it. Didn't you ever noticed this offensive incident. :angel2:

 

[Revoltingest]

Yes it do, when you see in it. Didn't you ever noticed this offensive incident. :angel2:

I'm offended that you blamed 4con when you....uh....did a stinky!

 

[Sumit]

when you....uh....did a stinky!

It offends lot. I am not very good in solving these "...........".

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended (not very, though) at your feckless solving skills!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you do not appreciate his feckful solving skills in providing a post that you found offensive!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended at having to keep up with such prolific taking of offense!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you think you are keeping up with me. Can you even see through the dust clouds?

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you give off so much dust.
Fortunately, it's in my wake! Booowhwhahhwhwhwhwhwhwh!


We're really building our post counts, eh?

 

[4consideration]

Oh, so it's the old (and offensive) "mine's bigger" routine, eh?

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you think yours is bigger!

 

[4consideration]

Ahhhhh! You got me!

"I'm melting, melting. Ohhhhh, what a world, what a world." (Wizard of Oz)

You have destroyed my arguement with that post. Destruction is offensive!

 

[Sumit]

Ahhhhh! You got me!

"I'm melting, melting. Ohhhhh, what a world, what a world." (Wizard of Oz)

You can go and sleep in your refrigerator to prevent melting.