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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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I am offended that you think that my wisdom is small enough to be withheld, or even contained. It just oozes out! :yes:
I am offended that you won't help me paint my house!
I'm offended that you let it be Monday!
I'm offended that you forgot it's Monday....& were even enjoying it as though it were a Wednesday!
I am offended that you designate only certain days of the week to be acceptable for enjoyment!
I'm offended that you told Wirey it's still Sunday, so he slept in, & he lost his job, & his kids are going hungry!
I'm offended that you think I'd give away money!
I'm offended that you use "Scotch" to mean "Scottish"!
I am offended that you didn't think he could smell it on your breath. He meant "Scotch!"
I'm offended that you think I'd drink Scotch so early in the morning.....a morning when I have no Scotch (cuz I ran out)!
I'm even more offended that you put no punctuation mark at the end of your sentence!
I'm even more offended that you put no punctuation mark at the end of your sentence!
Excuse me! I put an exclamation point behind "Scotch!"
I am offended that you don't like my punctuation placement.
(Then, if you have no Scotch, it was whisky he smelled, wasn't it? My bad. But, I can smell it over the internet. Whooooh!)
I am offended that you don't like my punctuation placement.
(Then, if you have no Scotch, it was whisky he smelled, wasn't it? My bad. But, I can smell it over the internet. Whooooh!)