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Be Offended By the Post Above You

4consideration

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Premium Member
This is offensive because...because...because...you are not supposed to ask people what they want, you are supposed to give them something they don't want.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
You keep Father Heathen all to yourself!
I'm offended that you won't share him!

Besides, the trout is a very wicked fish.
 

dawny0826

Mother Heathen
Nuh-uh! I rebuke that nonsense and take offense.

I also remind you (in an offended manner) that my leaf-raking machine hasn't arrived.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Aye, woman!
Willie is the leaf raking machine,
& Willie will be yer lawn detritus leave'n
as long as you deny me your Father Heathen!

Moreover, I'm offended that you want to give me only vegan haggis to pay for leaf rake'n!
 

9Westy9

Sceptic, Libertarian, Egalitarian
Premium Member
I'm offended that you dare infer that revoltingest is anything less than a god (of bacon)
 
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