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[Wu Wei]

You both sicken me.... I thought you should know that.....

Now if you don't mind...both of you...get the heck away from me...and I would greatly appreciate it if you would both keep your sick and twisted fantasies to yourselves... you pair of vile loathsome deviants

 

[4consideration]

You don't need to be so mean about it!

If you wanted to be constructive, you could have said, "...you pair of extremely good looking, but otherwise vile loathsome deviants..."

Mary Poppins said, "A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down."

 

[Revoltingest]

Sugar violates Michelle's school lunch rules!

 

[4consideration]

Michelle can take her school lunch rules and...apply them to herself.

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you make fun of her giant butt!!

 

[4consideration]

How dare you make insinuations about what I meant!

I said nothing about where she should apply them. Butt...now that you mention it...

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you use big werds!
I'm from southern Michiganistan.

Gawd, that thread is the gift which keeps on giving!

 

[4consideration]

I'm sorry, but I didn't realize you were from southern Michiganistan. I'm not sure if we should be seen conversing in public together.

My dad was from northern Michiganistan. It's the only claim to northern respectability I've got. I can't afford to jeopardize it.

 

[Revoltingest]

My dad was from northern Michiganistan.

Well, that explains how you can spell most of your words correctly.
You always seemed rather literate for a southern gal.

 

[4consideration]

Well, that explains how you can spell most of your words correctly.
You always seemed rather literate for a southern gal.

Wellllll....twernt easa to com bi! IT were consittered agin' da entir' sutherin' value system fer me ta read them books, so'in I had to sneak and read'em at night, under the covers, and watch fer critters, too. But, eye's a rebel!

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm from southern Michiganistan.

If this is true..... I have literally hundreds of relative in southern Michigan...I hope you are not one of them you smell offensive heavy equipment violator

Wellllll....twernt easa to com bi! IT were consittered agin' da entir' sutherin' value system fer me ta read them books, so'in I had to sneak and read'em at night, under the covers, and watch fer critters, too. But, eye's a rebel!

What the heck are you talking about....you're as hard to understand and the odiferous Scotsman

 

[Revoltingest]

If this is true..... I have literally hundreds of relative in southern Michigan...I hope you are not one of them you smell offensive heavy equipment violator

You are my son, Wu Wei!

 

[Wu Wei]

You are my son, Wu Wei!

That I know is a lie....what I am afraid of is that you might be a cousin

 

[Revoltingest]

Might!?
If you have 2 legs, 2 feet, 2 arms & 2 eyes, then yer kin, ya road kill eat'n bumpkin!

 

[Wu Wei]

Yeah, I can handle that species kind of kin but actual immediate family.....

 

[Kathryn]

Sheeze, this is how I feel when I think of the possibility of being closely related to anyone on this forum:

 

[Thief]

oh you big cry baby!
What you need is some ninja training!

You're already wearing black....and you have a mask!

 

[Kathryn]

oh you big cry baby!
What you need is some ninja training!

You're already wearing black....and you have a mask!

Yeah...you gotta problem wid dat?

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't you mock her weakness eye water, ya insensitive goat polish'n, lumber molest'n, barber's assistant!

Oh, I see the bumble'n southerner got in the way of me post to the thieve'n one!
Mind yer place, toots!

 

[Thief]

Just trying to help.....
ya bunch of misunderstanding ingrates!