Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Ya soap juggle'n, obtuse, slack jawed masticater!
I was imply'n that yer pantry is too diverse!
Today I smell anchovies & jalapenos!

Btw, that last one is an appetizer served at our local eatery, Ari Rang (Korean, of course).

 

[Kathryn]

Ya soap juggle'n, obtuse, slack jawed masticater!
I was imply'n that yer pantry is too diverse!
Today I smell anchovies & jalapenos!

Btw, that last one is an appetizer served at our local eatery, Ari Rang (Korean, of course).

That would be Ali Lang of course if I wanted to google it, right? Quit speaking with a fake accent - that offends me.

 

[Wu Wei]

O, thou art as tedious as a tired horse, a railing wife, Worse than a smoky house.

 

[Majikthise]

O, thou art as tedious as a tired horse, a railing wife, Worse than a smoky house.

I find it offensive that you did not state that you were offended in a thread in which you are required to be offended.

 

[Viker]

I find that offensive for just being offended by a lack of an offended post in an offended thread.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended at your over use of the word offended just to show you were offended by my lack of overtly stating I was offended when in fact it is obvious to all that understood what I wrote that I was offended

 

[Thief]

but are you really offended?
Tell me....
Are you reeeeeeeeealy offended?

 

[Alt Thinker]

but are you really offended?
Tell me....
Are you reeeeeeeeealy offended?

I am really offended by the excessive use of 'e's and the absence of the second 'l'. Sheesh!

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh please..... spelling a grammar corrections....from a bearded canine.....really.... I can hardly take that seriously little alone take offense to it.....actually it is almost cute......but then I am offended that I think it is cute so you may be off the hook for impudent posting in the offense thread

but are you really offended?
Tell me....
Are you reeeeeeeeealy offended?

No, I don't think I will tell you

 

[Thief]

Now I am just soooooooooooooooooo offended.

How about I step this up one notch?
This thread is becoming sooooooooooooo lame.

Let's see...what would do it best?......let me think......gotta be something.....
Not toooooooooooo brash.....not tooooooooooo subtle....

A little bit something that reeeeeeeeally ticks people off.
What would that be?

Oh!....I know!......
stab.....stab......stab......stab.....
hehehehehehehe
Thief is ninja!

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended that you think we should let you think!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended by your thick southern accent which makes yer post unintelligible!
Some would call that "intellectual dishonesty"!

 

[4consideration]

You can't be offended by that post! I posted it using my Betty Boop voice!

 

[Revoltingest]

You aren't licensed to do the Boop!

 

[Wu Wei]

Now I am just soooooooooooooooooo offended.

How about I step this up one notch?
This thread is becoming sooooooooooooo lame.

Let's see...what would do it best?......let me think......gotta be something.....
Not toooooooooooo brash.....not tooooooooooo subtle....

A little bit something that reeeeeeeeally ticks people off.
What would that be?

Oh!....I know!......
stab.....stab......stab......stab.....
hehehehehehehe
Thief is ninja!

And you think the predictability of you stab, stab stab post will help alleviate the lameness...... WRONG!!!!

I'm offended that you think we should let you think!

You know.....never mind...not worth my time and offense

I'm offended by your thick southern accent which makes yer post unintelligible!
Some would call that "intellectual dishonesty"!

And most would just call you smelly and dishonest

You can't be offended by that post! I posted it using my Betty Boop voice!

And you don't see how that is offensive.....yeah.... the fact you don't see that is offensive all by itself

You aren't licensed to do the Boop!

You are licensed to do anything..... no one can stand the stench long enough to give you a license


My job is done

 

[4consideration]

You aren't licensed to do the Boop!

Oh, really? I don't have to actually do it for this thread. Read it and weep!

Poetic License​

This will certify that 4consideration, having paid the necessary fees, having fulfilled all the duties, and having provided the necessary documentation set forth by this body, is a life-long holder of this body's Poetic License.

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh, really? I don't have to actually do it for this thread. Read it and weep!

Was I even TALKING to you about license...NOOOOOOOO!!!

And since it is highly likely you have no clue as to what poetic license means...

Read this

poetic license, the right assumed by poets to alter or invert standard syntax or depart from common diction or pronunciation to comply with the metrical or tonal requirements of their writing.

As a general rule, poetry has a carefully controlled verbal structure. The metre of the poem, the pattern of stressed and unstressed syllables, and the sounds and modulations of the words themselves all affect the subtle meanings and feelings that the poet may be trying to convey or evoke. Poets may distort normal prose patterns for the sake of form and therefore assume poetic license; it is solely a matter of aesthetic judgment and sensibility as to whether the alterations enhance or detract from the total effect of the poem.

And absolutely none of that has anything to do with a BETTY BOOP VOICE!!!!

 

[4consideration]

Somebody needs a hug.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'll hug him!

 

[4consideration]

I'm glad you offered to do the hugging, but I'm a bit offended by seeing your hand on his butt.