How dare you!
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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Put more effort into yer posts, toots!
Don't just phone it in, ya lazy lollygag'n Loozianian!
Don't just phone it in, ya lazy lollygag'n Loozianian!
What did I do to deserve treatment like that?!
I mean...all I was doing was puttin' in my little 'ole opinion...and then...well...you could have just politely mentioned disagreement with my opinion...that would have been ok. I wouldn't have minded.
Did you really have to go for the jugular by calling me a northerner? :sad4:
I mean...all I was doing was puttin' in my little 'ole opinion...and then...well...you could have just politely mentioned disagreement with my opinion...that would have been ok. I wouldn't have minded.
Did you really have to go for the jugular by calling me a northerner? :sad4:
She was speaking English, although it can be hard to tell with that thick southern drawl.....ya lemon suck'n boot polisher!
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
As a southern belle, I too am offended by this.
Oh, great...I suppose that now you'll get the vapors!
I suppose you want me to catch you when you faint too?
I suppose you want me to catch you when you faint too?
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
No way would I trust you with such precious cargo. I only faint strategically - when it's convenient for me and when I have a soft place to land gracefully.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
I don't want your husband - one is more than enough, thank you very kindly! I'm offended by the idea of more than one...blech.
Unless of course, the second one would do the housework and cooking. How is your husband in those two areas?
Buttercup
Veteran Member
Not so good, I'm afraid and I'm terribly offended by that. I hope you're offended with me.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Oh quite. After all, if I wasn't, that would reflect poorly on you on this particular thread, and I'd hate that.
Wait...
Buttercup
Veteran Member
Oh, right. I'm off topic. Sorry!Oh quite. After all, if I wasn't, that would reflect poorly on you on this particular thread, and I'd hate that.
Wait...
Hmmm, let me see. You don't offend me, in general, so I have to come up with something quick.
How about this: I'm offended that you have more children than me. What a show off!!
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Right - WAY TO GO, .O5 PERCENTILE OF BIRTH CONTROL FAILURE! (Ok, seriously - I'm very glad now but it sort of threw me for a loop at the time.)
There you go, bragging in an underhanded way about your level of birth control expertise. I'm offended.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
I'm really offended that you don't think responding to any of that is worth your time. Who do you think you are - the King of Siam?
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Sorry - did you say something?
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
What is that scratching noise? Does anyone else hear it? Is there a bug somewhere in the room? EGADS!