Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

And some are not right at all....and let me take this opportunity to say...You're not right....

 

[Wu Wei]

YES!!!!

I found it, Revolingest Kryptonite

Veggie Bacon...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[4consideration]

Now who's "not right"? Veggie bacon, pffft!

 

[Wu Wei]

You're still not right and ....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

The kind of guy who'd eat faux bacon & faux sausage is the kind of guy who'd date rubber women.

 

[4consideration]

I can't believe you brought the veggie sausage patties, and didn't bring the veggie burgers! Why are you so stingy?

edit: Dont' make fun of Wu Wei just because he can't get real women!

 

[Vinayaka]

Why would you expect some Scotsman not to be stingy? That's how they've been for centuries.

 

[Wu Wei]

I can't believe you brought the veggie sausage patties, and didn't bring the veggie burgers! Why are you so stingy?

edit: Dont' make fun of Wu Wei just because he can't get real women!

Well then no Veggie burgers for you...and you're still not right

 

[Wu Wei]

The kind of guy who'd eat faux bacon & faux sausage is the kind of guy who'd date rubber women.

No, I have dated and been married to real live women.... but now you have been warned.... I WILL slip some of this Veggie Bacon..into your vile disgusting slabs of over salty fat bacon...and when you LEAST expect it...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Revoltingest]

I do not fear your lame threats!
I eat all kinds of food, including vegetarian....even vegan.
(Btw, vegan food is made better with bacon & lard.)

 

[4consideration]

The ampersand is wrong and is contributing to obesity and other health ailments in our country!

Why don't you spell out the word "and"?

You're always complaining about declining flexibility...well, what about all that exercise you're missing by taking these unnecessary short-cuts?

 

[Revoltingest]

The ampersand, if viewed sideways, looks like.....never mind.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well that might be offensive..... but then I would have to believe that you knew what you were talking about..... and I don't.... and you didn't

 

[4consideration]

Stop acting like half a sideways ampersand!

 

[Viker]

What!? Whatever that was/is it is ticking me right the heck off!

 

[4consideration]

Oh, really! You're ticked off and you don't even know why?

I'm ticked of and it's because I don't like the way your avatar is looking at me and trying to grope!

 

[Revoltingest]

Foolish woman!
For the living impaired (zombies), tis about eating, not groping.
If you didn't want his attention, you shouldn't have basted, seasoned & garnished yourself that way!

 

[Viker]

Oh, really! You're ticked off and you don't even know why?

I'm ticked of and it's because I don't like the way your avatar is looking at me and trying to grope!

It's fondle not grope you dummy!

 

[Wu Wei]

fondling....groping.....this is offensive.....keep your undead, rotting zombie hands to yourself

 

[Revoltingest]

You're telling her to fondle/grope herself?
Eww!