Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Your worship of marines is offensive!
What are you...some little lad looking for a father figure?
Grow up, ya miserable obsequious pastry pat'n soldier wannabe!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your worship of marines is offensive!
What are you...some little lad looking for a father figure?
Grow up, ya miserable obsequious pastry pat'n soldier wannabe!

No worship here you misunderstanding misanthrope.... I'm a Navy brat, I generally look down on them....not as much as I look down on you.... but they certainly are not at the level of the Navy..... It was more towards my disgust and offense for thief and his whimsy coffee he thinks is strong....now where do you live.... I know a few Marines I need to talk to about you and your hatred for them

 

[Thief]

I'm offended that you would say your coffee is strong, a friend of mine who is an ex-marine drinks coffee so strong it would corrode your katana.....

He boils an entire pot and then lets it boil away until there is a 4th left..THEN drinks it......more like coffee sludge actually... so manly you have to CHEW it........ninjas are not man enough to drink truly strong "US Marine" coffee

Water and blood leave stains on my steel.
Gotta be quick to get the evidence off!

As for my coffee.....
NO ONE DARES to try it twice!
hehehehehehehehe

Thief is ninja.
My ninja coffee is BLACK!
(but I cheat and use a lot of sugar.....even I can't hardly swallow the stuff!)

 

[4consideration]

You started off ok, but then your post ended all about sweetness.

Off topic! That has no place on this thread!

 

[Thief]

SWEET!!!!!!
You call me SWEET?!!!!!!

That's low.....really looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

How's a ninja suppose to show his face with that kinda of insult going around?

oh!.....that's right!
I'm not suppose to show my face!

Nevermind!.......just call me Sugar!

 

[4consideration]

Look, Sugar...I just defeated a ninja. Admit it!

 

[Revoltingest]

You have grits on your chin again!
Really...clean yourself up before posting.
You almost got some of that vile stuff on my screen & keyboard!

(Btw, I admit to having eaten & liked the stuff. I even like poi.)

 

[Thief]

Look, Sugar...I just defeated a ninja. Admit it!

oh no!....never!
Sticks stones may break my bones.....but 'sugar' will never harm me!

I Like it!

But on the other hand...that lean to name calling might have to be dealt with....
stab....stab....stab.....

Thief is ninja!
(head held high!...but no selfie!)

 

[Father Heathen]

Sheeze, this is how I feel when I think of the possibility of being closely related to anyone on this forum:

Don't worry, you're from Texas, so the roots and branches don't stray too far from the trunk.

 

[Thief]

what the hell.....try to keep up man!....try to keep up!

 

[Wu Wei]

YEAH!!! I am responding to a post a few pages above...SO WHAT!!!! Want to make something of it

Water and blood leave stains on my steel.
Gotta be quick to get the evidence off!

As for my coffee.....
NO ONE DARES to try it twice!
hehehehehehehehe

Thief is ninja.
My ninja coffee is BLACK!
(but I cheat and use a lot of sugar.....even I can't hardly swallow the stuff!)

The Marine...and even I drank his coffee sludge.....black...ok we chewed it...BUT THERE WAS NO CREAM OR SUGAR!!!!!

Did you ever think that no one drank your coffee more than once was because it is so weak and watery that they were disgusted with your sissified concoction you call coffee

I find your poor excuse for coffee OFFENSIVE!!!!!

 

[Thief]

YEAH!!! I am responding to a post a few pages above...SO WHAT!!!! Want to make something of it

The Marine...and even I drank his coffee sludge.....black...ok we chewed it...BUT THERE WAS NO CREAM OR SUGAR!!!!!

Did you ever think that no one drank your coffee more than once was because it is so weak and watery that they were disgusted with your sissified concoction you call coffee

I find your poor excuse for coffee OFFENSIVE!!!!!

I don't think you understand.
I've had to buy solid stainless steel spoons to stir my coffee!

The plating cracked and peeled on the cheap spoons!

and if you keep abusing kittens...someone will report you!

 

[Wu Wei]

I don't think you understand.
I've had to buy solid stainless steel spoons to stir my coffee!

The plating cracked and peeled on the cheap spoons!

and if you keep abusing kittens...someone will report you!

Solid steel spoons PFHHHHT!!!

You couldn't use a solid steel spoon in his coffee...it would DISSOLVE!!!!

You could only use TUNGSTON Steel spoons...WITH A DIAMOND TIP... and even then....they would come out a little smaller than they went in.


(you do realize this is turning into a Monty Python skit...don't you)

 

[Brickjectivity]

Wu Wei, you are a green tea drinker. Be proud of that. Stop pretending to be something you're not.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am now, but it was not always that way

 

[Thief]

Lucky you....I wasn't always a ninja.

I used to rob my poor mother for change for lunch and bus money.

Went to catholic schools and never had a uniform.
Didn't fit in well.

The priests were kind enough.
They swore at me only now and then.

I suppose it was no great leap that I wear black.....
seduce nuns.....
play with knives...
and have no religion.

 

[Wu Wei]

What color is the sky in your overly offensive delusional world

 

[Brickjectivity]

I know, right? What color is his sky anyway? He will probably say that its a "Thief is ninja color!" Dumb question.

 

[Thief]

It's pitch black....what else?

Thief is ninja!

 

[Wu Wei]

isn't that nice.....BUT IT'S WRONG!!!!!

You're offensive....STOP IT!!!!