Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

I would be angry if I did not know you were just putting on a brave face to make us think you were not crying in your tea every morning..... which ruins the tea and is incredibly offensive to ruin tea in such an unmanly manner

This is for your own good

 

[Thief]

I would be angry if I did not know you were just putting on a brave face to make us think you were not crying in your tea every morning..... which ruins the tea and is incredibly offensive to ruin tea in such an unmanly manner

COFFEE!.....I drink COFFEE!

See my thread....My coffee is sooooooooo stong!.....
yeah I know...the 'r' is missing
Damn spell check didn't catch it!

What's a ninja to do?
I am soooooooooooooooooo embarrassed about typos!

 

[Wu Wei]

A NINJA!!!!

That drinks COFFEE!!!

That is just wrong.... and offensive

 

[Thief]

A NINJA!!!!

That drinks COFFEE!!!

That is just wrong.... and offensive

How else to be soooooooooooooooooo alert?

When not on the job (sneaking around).....there 's sake!

 

[Revoltingest]

Been a while.
Stab!
Stab!
Stab!
Yeah, I schtole yer schtick.

 

[4consideration]

Are you still hanging onto Thief's stick without his consent?

 

[Revoltingest]

That's an awfully rude double entendre for a proper southern belle!

 

[4consideration]

I beg your pardon!

Would you believe it was a typo? )(

Wait...why am I defending myself? YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

 

[Revoltingest]

You should be defending yourself from accusations of talk'n like you're from Bayonne.

 

[4consideration]

Have you ever considered that maybe you shouldn't be leveling such accusations? Huh?

I think you're just mad that I stumped you for a minute. Maybe you just didn't have a firm grasp on the situation. I don't know. Maybe you did. Maybe you were wrestling with it. Maybe you still are.

 

[Revoltingest]

No one expects me to be sweet, demure, circumspect & proper!
But you.....your conduct is positively Revoltingestanian!

 

[4consideration]

Them's fightin' words!

 

[Draka]

No they're not! Don't you know a love letter when you see one? I'm rightly offended you would take his post so very wrongly!

 

[4consideration]

Oh, yeah? If it was a love letter, where's the perfume? I don't smell nuthin".

And another thing, he accused me of being like a Revoltingestanian.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well I would not say your like a Revoltingestanian, you're more like a Revoltingestanian groupie

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you call her "droopie"!?

 

[Thief]

did someone say....fightin words?

Thief is ninja!

Ninja don't fight......we just get 'er done!
(sneaky and sure!')

Now.....who's got my schtick?.....wait!....no.... I meant 'jo'!
and I don't mean my cup of 'joe'.
You guys can't handle my joe...........no, wait again.....I meant jo that time!

damn!

never mind.......my coffee is sooooooooo stong!

 

[4consideration]

Come back when you can figure out what thread you're on!

 

[Thief]

Hey!......well.....ok.....

So I jump around al lot.
What else do you expect?
Thief is ninja!
I'm here....I'm there......I'm everywhere.....

so BEWARE!

 

[Wu Wei]

did someone say....fightin words?

Thief is ninja!

Ninja don't fight......we just get 'er done!
(sneaky and sure!')

Now.....who's got my schtick?.....wait!....no.... I meant 'jo'!
and I don't mean my cup of 'joe'.
You guys can't handle my joe...........no, wait again.....I meant jo that time!

damn!

never mind.......my coffee is sooooooooo stong!

I'm offended that you would say your coffee is strong, a friend of mine who is an ex-marine drinks coffee so strong it would corrode your katana.....

He boils an entire pot and then lets it boil away until there is a 4th left..THEN drinks it......more like coffee sludge actually... so manly you have to CHEW it........ninjas are not man enough to drink truly strong "US Marine" coffee