Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

Defaming Smokey The Bear!

no no no...perish the thought.....flaming Smokey the Bear

 

[Revoltingest]

Smokey is straight!
(I know. I tried. I failed.)

 

[Draka]

How dare you try to label Smokey! Who are you to label people? Or bears for that matter?

 

[Vinayaka]

He can label Smokey if he wants. Just so long as he doesn't turn Smokey into wild bacon, althoguh with Smokey's name, that might be all too appropriate.

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you suggest making sweet & smokey bacon from Smokey!
That is the....uh.....uh.....best idea I've heard in a long time.

 

[Vinayaka]

You are absolutely crazy about bacon. If Smokey doesn't kill you, his bacon will.

 

[Revoltingest]

Sometimes you eat the bear, & sometimes the bear eats you.

 

[4consideration]

I can't bear this.

 

[Revoltingest]

What a polarizing statement

 

[4consideration]

That's a rather grizzly thing to say to me!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well that was all pretty predictable...... now if you some how were able to work in Ursidae...you would be a little less offensive....but just a little..... you pack of Ursidae intolerants

 

[4consideration]

You're just trying to panda to critical people!

 

[Revoltingest]

So you say, Darth Maul!

 

[4consideration]

Don't try to brown nose!

 

[Revoltingest]

Ugh! That gave me pause.

 

[4consideration]

Fur the last time, please...read my post before getting snouty!

 

[Revoltingest]

Ugh...humor like that is why girlies should be bear footed & pregnant!

 

[Wu Wei]

Humor like this is why bears maul humans

 

[4consideration]

Why? Whatsamadda? Ya can't bear it when I pull the rug out from under ya?

 

[Revoltingest]

He wants to muzzle us!