Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

That's a lie..... bears leave nothing..... err I mean...that is not what happened

 

[Revoltingest]

That's a lie..... bears leave nothing..... err I mean...that is not what happened

My take on the scene is still fitting.
You can't eat it all at one sitting.
And then you will rest
and slowly digest
your bride, whom you'll shortly be......uh....never mind

Edit:
That's one of my better 60 second limericks!
(Yes, low standards are good for self esteem.)

 

[Wu Wei]

This has gotten quite silly as well as rather strange and bizarre...and I am more than willing to admit I had a part in this.... however you are still odiferous, offensive and a foul vile cur

so with that said all that is left is

 

[Revoltingest]

At least I gots me more than one friend!
And what kind of name is "Boo Boo" anyway?

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Thief]

She was trashed!

and then he threw up!

 

[Wu Wei]

oh man you are making this to easy...... but I will take the high road and not go there... hey.... I thought ninja wore black pajamas.... why is your ninja outfit pink..... with feet..... and bunny ears.....

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't mock the bunny!

 

[Wu Wei]

Who asked ya you tractor huggin' reprobate

 

[Revoltingest]

I donna need yer permission to post, ya woods defile'n, Booboo love'n ,salmon smacker!

 

[Wu Wei]

Shut your putrid pie hole you fetid Scotts buffoon, that or you might want to try brushing your teeth with some Zep Commercial Purple Cleaner and Degreaser and rinsing you motuh with Rubbing alcohol before you open it to give the rest of us a break to breath

 

[Revoltingest]

Mmmmmmm...pie!

Oh, where's me pie, ya greedy hoard'n pieless fang fresser!

 

[Wu Wei]

I don't have your apple pie with walnuts and a flaky pie crust you accusatory masticating ape descendant

 

[Brickjectivity]

English, gentlemen, if you please.

 

[4consideration]

This is not the thread for being pleased!

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, yeah?
Well I'm pleased as punch at all the vicious rancor here, toots!

 

[Wu Wei]

You would be you soiled sadistic Scottish Weirdo

 

[Revoltingest]

Hypocrite! The way you soil the woods is simply inexcusable, ya hiker eat'n, Ranger hassle'n, poop machine!

 

[Wu Wei]

Listen you machine fondling tractor adjoining degenerate, its the only toilet a bears got, what your excuse you randomly defecating deviant

 

[Revoltingest]

Ever heard of IBS (Irritable Bear Syndrome)?
Well....you got it!