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[Revoltingest]

Who are Jacob & Edward?

Anyway, the most fabulous captain is....

 

[Thief]

As I recall, Kirk would do it with anyone and anything.
No self respect.

Picard on the other hand, was much more a man of character and morals.

and what would a Scotty know?.... about calling people 'girlie man'
the character pictured above, married his boyfriend in real life!

 

[Revoltingest]

Kirk only did it with hot alien & human babes.
No 2 baggers for Kirk!

Sulu rules!

 

[Thief]

I like Sulu.
I like Spock.
I like Star Trek around the clock.

But we digress in this thread as well......

How about that Captain in the Enterprise prequel?
I thought he was best of all!!!!
and that science officer!......hot damn!

 

[Wu Wei]

Star trek arguments....... sheesh what a bunch of nerds

 

[Thief]

and you think you look good in that heavy fur coat.

with your tongue stuck out.

and that silly name for your avatar......

hey Wee Wee!.....how's it going?

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't poke the bear.
It might make you do something which offends me....like bleeding all over the place.

 

[Thief]

Don't poke the bear.
It might make you do something which offends me....like bleeding all over the place.

or he might offend everyone....and fart!

 

[Wu Wei]

and you think you look good in that heavy fur coat.

with your tongue stuck out.

and that silly name for your avatar......

hey Wee Wee!.....how's it going?

I never knew you were dyslexic.... or is it simply illiterate..... that would explain a few things

 

[Thief]

and bears don't see well and let their noses lead the way.
that explains a lot.

 

[Wu Wei]

yeah.... that was original...... as well as showing how little you know about bears

 

[Revoltingest]

Gals don't make passes at bears who wear glasses!

 

[Brickjectivity]

...but do bears who wear glasses make passes at gals? Rubbish.

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you be so cruel to our sensitive Wu Wei!
Sure, he makes passes at trash....it's an eating disorder.

 

[Thief]

You mean to say, he passes gas when eating trash?

 

[Revoltingest]

You're just piling on the shame, aren't you?
Wu Wei suffers from TF.

About TF....
HMN: It was the late 1970's, and National Lampoon was at the forefront of the campaign against TF - Terminal Flatulence

 

[Wu Wei]

Nuff said

 

[Brickjectivity]

That is actually disturbing. It makes me feel disturbed. Is that why its called 'Art'?

 

[Wu Wei]

No it is called a bear making a successful pass at a woman (or it could be lunchtime, you decide)..... there is an art to it...but it ain't art........... and...I win

 

[Revoltingest]

And after the bear consummates the relationship.....

Spoiler: Grisly results