Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

I am offended that you would reprimand Sumit for spying on both of us. I can speak for myself. Maybe I want him to spy on me!

 

[ChristineES]

I'm offended that you are accusing people of spying on a Saturday.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you think I should overlook the spying, just because it is Saturday!

 

[Revoltingest]

I saw this hanging in 4con's kitchen!
I was negotiating to buy it!
(It dates to around 1860.)

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you find that offensive.

edit: Is that a garfoon?

 

[ChristineES]

I'm offended by the word garfoon.

 

[4consideration]

I am also offended by the word garfoon. And, if you really know what it means, I am also offended that you haven't given me the definition, since I have been trying to get it out of Rev. and he won't tell me.

It must be a conspiracy! Conspiracies are also offensive.

 

[Sumit]

It must be a conspiracy! Conspiracies are also offensive.

So why don't you offensively cry like that :sad4: due to such offensive Conspiracies.

 

[Wu Wei]

I simply do not have the words to tell you how offended I am

 

[Sumit]

Increase your vocabulary.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you criticize another's vocabulary!
He's as eloquent a statue as I've ever met.

 

[dawny0826]

Critical judgement never looked good on you! Tsk. Tsk.
And, tsk.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you....you.....uh.....there must be something you've done which offends me!
And it really offends me!

 

[4consideration]

I think you're just going easy on Dawny because of her pretty new picture. You're letting that get in the way of taking sufficient offense, which is offensive, in and of itself.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you'd accuse me of cutting Dawny slack for her hot appearance!
She is Father Heathen's property, & I am a very married guy!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you are offended by me calling you on cutting Dawny slack for her hot appearance!

I am also offended that you still have not defined garfoon or garfoonkle.

 

[9Westy9]

I'm offended at your lack of an avatar

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended that you are offended by me calling you on cutting Dawny slack for her hot appearance!
I am also offended that you still have not defined garfoon or garfoonkle.

Tell you what......post pix of your garfoons, & I'll tell you what they are.
I'm offended that you hide them!

 

[4consideration]

I am even more convinced than ever that you are simply waiting until I feel a false sense of security that I could use that word properly. Should I be tempted to follow your usage of the term, I would find myself in a precarious position of using the word and then having you define it in a most embarassing way.

I am offended that you would use a lady thusly!

(And, before you challenge my use of the wordly "thusly," please refer to this: Thusly | Define Thusly at Dictionary.com

(Now, I am going back out to the BBQ pit, please try not to offend me while I am gone.)

 

[9Westy9]

I'm offended that neither of you two replied to my post. It's a conspiracy I say!!