Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

I am offended that you would use an accusatory tone in the process of accusing me of such a tone. And, my feelings are hurt, too!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended at your female weakness....hurt "feelings" indeed!
Real women viciously lash out instead of whining!

Hey, where's my sammich today?

 

[Sumit]

Sammich Sammich Sammich, your asking for Sammich again and again is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

If 4con would just provide my daily sammich, I wouldn't have to berate for for it.
I'm offended that you don't support my sammich quest!

For your viewing pleasure.....

 

[Sumit]

I will only support you if I get one, without it supporting you is offensive. :drool:

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm horribly offended that you want a sammich too.....before I've had mine!
Wait yer turn, bub!

Out of curiosity, what kinds of sammichs do you like?

 

[Sumit]

Waiting is offensive, specially when you are hungry.

Out of curiosity, what kinds of sammichs do you like?

The one I prepare, I do a lot of experiments with food when my mom is not at home.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that the two of you have posted numerous posts here, while I was in the process of revising a very witty come-back to Revoltingest's post wherein he alleged that I am not a real woman. Now, the once brilliant post would not even make any sense. Thanks a bunch!

And, BTW you can both make your own sammiches today. I'm busy!

 

[Sumit]

You offensively broke Rev heart

 

[4consideration]

Oh, I see what you did there. You want me to feel bad for hurting Rev's feelings.

Laying a guilt trip on another person is offensive!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you place your own needs above my desire for a sammich!
A real woman would live to serve men.

 

[Sumit]

You offensively lie, I know how you serve Mrs Rev :biglaugh:

 

[Revoltingest]

You offensively lie, I know how you serve Mrs Rev :biglaugh:

I'm offended that you mooned me as you posted that despicable claim!

 

[sandy whitelinger]

I'm offended that this thread would go on for 1,354 post. It is very inconsiderate to make me read all of this!

 

[4consideration]

I am definitely offended by the way you are treating Sumit. That's not all!

I am offended that you think real women would live to serve men...or that they must resort to the use of force or whining, instead of speaking from a position of confidence. For those that are interested in correct understanding, and actually honestly seek it -- the "truth" within a situation (not The Truth) will eventually become apparent to said individual (without the need of force) -- at the appropriate time and within the proper context for that understanding to be beneficially applied to life! I am also offended that you think women talk too much, or use too many words to get their point across.

And another thing, when you don't like something...you don't have to be so mean about it! :sad4:

(That's pretty much the other post, with minor changes and addendums. Thanks for opportunity to unload it...I mean express it. OK, maybe "brilliant" was an exaggeration.)

 

[Sumit]

You writes a lot and that's offensive. You didn't prepared Sammich for Rev and hence broke his heart. Why don't you give him a Sammich and I also need one.

 

[Secret Chief]

4con, I'm offended you undermine your own claim regarding women and talking too much.

 

[Revoltingest]

4con:
I'm offended that you lollygag in posting, so that you post to Sandy instead of me!
A real woman would be quicker.

 

[Sumit]

Well, 90% women talks much and that's offensive.

 

[Secret Chief]

4con:
I'm offended that you lollygag in posting, so that you post to Sandy instead of me!
A real woman would be quicker.

Kettle and pot black. You've offended yourself.