Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Sumit]

I am offended as You believe that I suggest you "lazy" is a bad thing!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended by the way you are looking at me. I can read those eyes, mister!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm deeply deeply offended by your looking at him instead of me!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you expect me to turn my head in your direction when you know I intentionally turned away because you let one fly!

 

[Revoltingest]

That was BSM!
I'm offended that you blame me!
And where is my Tuesday sammich?

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you won't take responsibility for your own actions!

You'll get your Tuesday sammich tomorrow!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you falsely accuse!
You smelt it....so you dealt it!

A sammich tomorrow would be a "Wednesday sammich".
(Or a "hump day sammich".)

 

[4consideration]

Point #1 is obviously false, because if I dealt it there would a delicate aroma of flowers present.

But, you're really after #2, aren't you? I know it. I'm like a bloodhound with these sorts of things. I can smell it.

Your argument is just semantics! It is offensive that you overlook the gist of my post and instead focus on the wording. The point is: you ain't gettin' a sammich outta me today!

 

[Revoltingest]

I am hungrily offended at your sammich denial!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm offended that you've made over 30,000 posts most of which you probably don't remember.

 

[Sumit]

How can he remember all that. Your expectations for Rev are offensively too high.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you think I can't remember all my posts!
I can!

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended that you can remember all your posts and I cannot remember mine (he said menacingly)

 

[Revoltingest]

I am greatly offended that you cannot remember all of yours!
It clearly shows a lack of responsibility.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended by your unreasonableness by expecting a statue to act responsible

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm greatly offended that you expect a cartoon groundskeeper (& janitor) to be reasonable!
That's most unreasonable of you.

 

[Sumit]

You insulted Cartoons. That's offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am a cartoon! An offended cartoon!

 

[4consideration]

So...your offensiveness stems from within!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you had to train to be offensive!
I have a gift!