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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
- Start date
Thief
Rogue Theologian
AAHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......
I am offended because AAHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm is not in the dictionary.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
InformedIgnorance
Do you 'know' or believe?
To use the term Rubbish to refer to that nonsensical utterance is an insult to my breakfast.
I'm offended that you're having breakfast, & haven't offered to share!
What are we having?
Is there bacon?
I hope there's bacon.
Eggs & yogurt would be good too.
I'm running on.
OK, I'm done.
For now.
What are we having?
Is there bacon?
I hope there's bacon.
Eggs & yogurt would be good too.
I'm running on.
OK, I'm done.
For now.
You don't share your breakfast either!
I find that so selfish & offensive.
I find that so selfish & offensive.
I am offended that I just gave you your invisible Tuesday sammich, and you are acting like that is not enough for you. Stop hawking on other people's food and eat your own!
The invisible Tuesday sammich is too small.....& today I want a Wednesday sammich!
I'm so offended!
I'm so offended!
Your complaining is offensive.
You'll get your Wednesday sammich just as soon as I finish plucking this bird. It's about time I had you eating crow, anyway!
You'll get your Wednesday sammich just as soon as I finish plucking this bird. It's about time I had you eating crow, anyway!
Wow! I am no longer offended!
Perhaps this declaration violates the thread's premise, but I feel calm & warm.
Your Wednesday sammich is the best ever! And that was a nice touch to deliver
it wearing a Hawaiian themed outfit. Who knew that crow breasts wrapped in
bacon would be so tasty?
Perhaps this declaration violates the thread's premise, but I feel calm & warm.
Your Wednesday sammich is the best ever! And that was a nice touch to deliver
it wearing a Hawaiian themed outfit. Who knew that crow breasts wrapped in
bacon would be so tasty?
I am offended that you would take such pleasure in eating crow. It is supposed to be an unpleasant experience and you should have decency to find it distasteful!
I'm just in too good a mood to take offense at your offense!
All is well in Revoltingistan.
I've had a great sammich, & my business dealings are becoming peaceful & profitable.
All is well in Revoltingistan.
I've had a great sammich, & my business dealings are becoming peaceful & profitable.
That is great news. I am glad to hear it. For the purposes of this thread, such great news is offensive.
It bothers me to see that I, too, would take pleasure in your good news -- in violation of the offensive requirement for this thread. So, not only are you reponsible for bringing such offensiveness into this thread, you are also responsible for how I feel about it.
It bothers me to see that I, too, would take pleasure in your good news -- in violation of the offensive requirement for this thread. So, not only are you reponsible for bringing such offensiveness into this thread, you are also responsible for how I feel about it.
That is wonderfully offensive!