Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

I think I detect a note of genuine sweetness and good-will. That has no place here. Now put that shovel to some good use, and start slinging some...offensiveness!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you accuse me of sweetness!
Now you've done it, woman...you've waken the beast!

 

[4consideration]

I thought I was going to have to work for it. You're easy!

Now...

You offensive beast!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you say I'm easy!
(I'm very difficult. Just ask Mrs Rev.)

I'm also offended that you haven't noticed the upcoming blessed numerological event!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you think I don't see 33,333 on your horizon!

(Is that it?)

 

[Sumit]

Why do you want him to see that offensively.

 

[4consideration]

Tattletale! Tattling is offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that your offended at 4con's calling me a "beast"!
I'm also offended that 4con inserted her post between ours.....perhaps she thinks she's sammich filling!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you are presuming to know how I feel about myself.

 

[Sumit]

Your feelings about you are offensive.

 

[4consideration]

Your feelings about me are offensive. Stop touching me!

 

[Wu Wei]

I’m offend by your accusation that someone is touching you when they most certainly are not

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you seem so sure that no one is touching me, but you can't really be sure, now can you?

 

[Wu Wei]

I’m offend by your accusation that I do not know something...I'm a statue for crying out loud...been around for centuries..... I know all

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you are repeating yourself.

edit: I am offended that you edited your post. Now mine doesn't make sense. And another thing...you may know all, but you don't have to be a show-off about it.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended that you continue to post offenses to my posts when I clearly have to log off

 

[Sumit]

You offensively logged off. :run:

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you would throw an accusation out there, and then run away.

 

[Sumit]

You are offensively as slow as tortoise.

 

[4consideration]

So what? "Slow and steady wins the race!"

I am offended that you want me to take off running, then stop for a nap, and then let the tortoise win. I shall ride into victory...ok...creep slowly over the finish line, but I WILL win!