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Be Offended By the Post Above You

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
I'm offended by your preference for cartoons. Cartoons are offensive. My face is far less cartoony.

As a cartoon character I'm deeply offended by your anima-phobia! You can't paint us all with the same brush ya know!! Well you could but that's not the point!! *drops cartoon anvil on Dawny's foot*
 

dawny0826

Mother Heathen
As a cartoon character I'm deeply offended by your anima-phobia! You can't paint us all with the same brush ya know!! Well you could but that's not the point!! *drops cartoon anvil on Dawny's foot*

I'm offended that you didn't get the memo. The queen makes pardons for certain cartoons. You're excused.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I'm offended at your intolerance of another's day length!
(My day has exactly 10 hours, with 100 minutes per hours.)
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Wake up you guys!

Time does not exist....never did.

How many 'times' have I posted as much?......one more 'time'....no doubt!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Wake up you guys!

Time does not exist....never did.

How many 'times' have I posted as much?......one more 'time'....no doubt!
That is horribly offensive!
Everyone knows that time exists....& time is money, which also exists.
Spluh!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I"m deeply & horribly offended that you deny the existence of money....& that you won't give me any of yours!
(I promised to spend it wisely.)
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
I can't believe you are acting all insulted about Theif's materialism, when you are obviously made out of materials.

It is offensive that you are so ingratious!
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
I can't believe you are acting all insulted about Theif's materialism, when you are obviously made out of materials.

It is offensive that you are so ingratious!

Hey!...you broke up my line of insult.
I was really going to let him have it!

So....little busy body are we?
Thinking you can defend people who cant (really) be offended?

I AM soooooooooo offended.
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
I love u.

It is my favorite letter.

I am highly offended at your mistreatment of it.

(And yes, I stole that joke from my daughter, who got if from somewhere that I don't recall. So what?)
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
I love u.

It is my favorite letter.

I am highly offended at your mistreatment of it.

(And yes, I stole that joke from my daughter, who got if from somewhere that I don't recall. So what?)

That's so sweet!
Damn good thing I'm not diabetic!

Oooops!...did I just slam diabetics?
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
I just can't win with you, can I? :sad4:

I say something nice about u, and you go ahead and twist into something with which to take offensive.

Fine. Be that way!
 
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