Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

I am offended that you expected me to flout the rules of this thread and reply to your post to me, even though Rev. had already done so.

 

[Secret Chief]

I'm offended by your use of the word 'member.'

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended by your implication of what was meant by the use of the word 'member.'

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you took the sammich which 4con finally made for me!
(But the joke's on you....she put hair in it!)

 

[Sumit]

I am offended, you should learn sharing.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you would suggest that Revoltingest ought to give away his sammich. You could easily just ask me for one. I'm not stingy!

 

[BSM1]

I am offended that you see fit to point out your better qualities.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you have not seen fit to do something that so obviously ought to be done!

 

[Sumit]

your allegation on Bsm1 are offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your defense of BSM's sammich faux pas is offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your constant misspelling of Sandwich is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Your pedantry is offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

I find you pretentiousness offensive

 

[BSM1]

Your meretricious attempt at sesquipedalia is utterly and reprehensibly offensive.

 

[Sumit]

You twist the words offensively.

 

[Revoltingest]

You straighten out words offensively!
What if they don't want to be straight!?
You shouldn't force your twisted lifestyle choice upon them!

 

[Wu Wei]

I offended that you are offended by anothers lifestyle

 

[Revoltingest]

I am deeply offended that you preach tolerance!
It is intolerant of you to be intolerant of my intolerance...which I will not tolerate!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended by your uncooperative attitude!

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended at your accusatory tone