Be Offended By the Post Above You

[The Holy Bottom Burp]

As a grammar Nazi I find your use of the American "offense" and the English "offence" in the same sentence offensive.

Edit: yeah, you don't have a silly American alternative for "offensive" do you Yanks? This is what happens when you fight against our glorious empire!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well that's offensive.... at least we spell things right and know a bonnet is something that goes on a woman head NOT on the "hood" of a car

 

[The Holy Bottom Burp]

Highly offensive;

hood
hʊd/
noun

1. 1.
   a covering for the head and neck with an opening for the face, typically forming part of a coat or cloak.
   "a jacket with a detachable hood"
   synonyms: head covering, cowl, snood, scarf, head scarf
   

Sir, in my country nobody walks down the road with a large metal lid on their head!

 

[Brickjectivity]

People use the term 'Highly' too frequently, so sometimes I complain about it. I try not to take it personally.

 

[The Holy Bottom Burp]

Well get you! Too good for "highly" your majesty? Highly offended!

 

[4consideration]

Oh, well!

There's nothing quite like arrogance and overestimation of the quality of one's feeling of being offended.

What make you think you're better offended than the rest of us?

Couldn't you just admit to being "averagely" or "run of the mill" offended?

 

[Wu Wei]

I think that is offensive

 

[4consideration]

You didn't even try!

 

[The Holy Bottom Burp]

So we have to "try" now, rather than trot out a few platitudes with a couple of links to YouTube videos? Second time someone has broken my "offended" meter on this thread!

 

[4consideration]

Second time?

How dare you insinuate I'm in second place!

 

[The Holy Bottom Burp]

Ooh, second place behind Brickjectivity not good enough 4 consideration? (see what I've done there? Quite clever really, I'm wasted here!) Apologies your highness..... highly offended!

 

[DavidFirth]

I'm offended because no one has bothered to offend me lately.

 

[The Holy Bottom Burp]

Get out of here, bridgey boy, I find you offensive wherever you turn up!

 

[4consideration]

Get out of here, bridgey boy, I find you offensive wherever you turn up!

Don't call him a turnip!

 

[The Holy Bottom Burp]

I like turnips, especially mashed with butter and pepper...yum! You turnipist monster!

 

[icehorse]

I like turnips, especially mashed with butter and pepper...yum! You turnipist monster!

I find your cultural appropriation of monsters to be highly offensive!

 

[The Holy Bottom Burp]

I find your cultural appropriation of monsters to be highly offensive!

Oh yeah? That wouldn't be because you have a face of a horse by any chance? Trot on equine one!

 

[icehorse]

Oh yeah? That wouldn't be because you have a face of a horse by any chance? Trot on equine one!

That's "tolt" to you, you soggy-bottomed breaker of morning calm.

 

[Brickjectivity]

This thread was amusing until you brought in slang terms like soggy-bottom.

 

[The Holy Bottom Burp]

This thread was amusing until you brought in slang terms like soggy-bottom.

Damn you sir, as a cyclist in the rainy UK my bottom is often soggy. Very embarrassing at my yoga class today if truth be told! Highly offended...again!