Be Offended By the Post Above You

[DavidFirth]

I'm offended that you think I parade around naked!

 

[4consideration]

Penny for your thoughts...

Please don't be offended, but that's all they're worth.

Now stop talking about everyone being naked!

(edit: That was meant for @Wu Wei, but since you broke it line, you should have it. )

 

[DavidFirth]

A penny? Now I'm really offended. My thoughts are worth at least 3.5 cents, half the sales tax around here.

 

[4consideration]

Are you really expecting me to negotiate with you and increase the value of thoughts without giving me a good reason to?

I shouldn't have to explain this, but if you want us think they're worth more than a penny say something important, like how cool and awe inspiring you think I am.

Let's have some creativity around here!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your unreasonable, incessant demands are offensive

 

[4consideration]

I was just trying to please everyone!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your wishy washy propensity to try and make everyone happy is offensive...... well...actually it isn't so much offensive as it is actually sad....but then I am offended by this whole hopelessly pathetic situation

 

[Daemon Sophic]

I was just trying to please everyone!

Your wishy washy propensity to try and make everyone happy is offensive...... well...actually it isn't so much offensive as it is actually sad....but then I am offended by this whole hopelessly pathetic situation

Oh gods. I think that I've stumbled into a My Little Ponies meet The Care Bears emotional support therapy group.

I've got to go upchuck lunch now.

 

[Wu Wei]

Your weak constitution is offensive.... if you can't play with the big kids you best go home to mommy...

 

[Brickjectivity]

Through you your mother has offended me. I hope she feels fulfilled now!

 

[DavidFirth]

His mother is offended by that.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Don't you talk about his mother!

 

[DavidFirth]

His mother was offended because you talked about her - again.

 

[Wu Wei]

Ask yourselves this question.....do you REALLY want to offend a 1500 pound killing machine so grievously

 

[DavidFirth]

Ask yourselves this question.....do you REALLY want to offend a 1500 pound killing machine so grievously

No.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Ask yourselves this question.....do you REALLY want to offend a 1500 pound killing machine so grievously

Are you suggesting that a weight of 1500 Lbs is somehow abnormal? I've never heard anyone say that in all my life.

 

[DavidFirth]

That post is illegal because it didn't offend me.

 

[Wu Wei]

Your attempts at being the thread police I find offensive

 

[Brickjectivity]

Now I wish there were some hygiene police.

 

[Wu Wei]

I take offense at your insult in the offence thread