Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

I now picture you with your nose in the air

and I don't care

Well stop picturing me that way.

I can assure you, my nose is not in the air. It is attached to my face.

 

[Thief]

along with the rest of your .....appearance

sorry

 

[Wu Wei]

You lack of commitment to your insult...your immediate apology for said insult.... and your insult in the offence thread.... and you in general..... I find offensive

 

[Brickjectivity]

You've ruined bear claws for me.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

You've ruined bear claws for me.

Bear claws are cinnamonny goodness, blessed from upon high.
Your blasphemy offends me and God!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well your description is wrong although the blasphemy bit may be correct....but yet I find it offensive that you do not know what bear claws are..

THESE are bear claws

and the only way there would be any cinnamonny goodness was if I just ate something with cinnamon on it

 

[Revoltingest]

Your overly manicured claws disgust me!

 

[DavidFirth]

Noses in the air are offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't dis noses, ya blither'n, cat groom'n Nancy boy!
If you had one as majestic as mine, you'd be proud.

 

[Wu Wei]

WELL!!! That was insulting....and I am offended that you insulted another poster in the offense thread.... how dare you ya indecent, big nosed, weasel sniffer

 

[Brickjectivity]

I cannot bear any more insults.

 

[Wu Wei]

What an offensive pansy you have become......it is offensively sad to see this offensiveness brought on by your current offensive demeanor...this means that your post is Offensive to the fourth power

 

[Brickjectivity]

Just eat your Kibbles'N Bits while I call the complaint police.

 

[Thief]

I can handle all complaints
for a price

Thief is ninja!.......for hire

 

[Brickjectivity]

Ow stop popping me with rubber bands.

 

[Revoltingest]

Whiner!
(I wish I had some rubber bands now.)

 

[Brickjectivity]

No rubber bands? Aren't your retracted offers of friendship enough?

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Whiner!
(I wish I had some rubber bands now.)

Fantasizing about having strips of rubber, on a public forum with kids around no less!!
That's sick!
Nobody here wants to know about your sordid acts with a pigeon in a pigeonhole, as you romp through our fair forum, waving your tiny toilet plunger around! Sicko!!

 

[Daemon Sophic]

No rubber bands? Aren't your retracted offers of friendship enough?

....and you're just encouraging him!

 

[Brickjectivity]

....and you're just encouraging him!

...says the guy shooting the spite wads. Gross