Be Offended By the Post Above You

[DavidFirth]

Bears offend me. Especially ones who post on forums.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Sentences ought to have verbs in them.

 

[DavidFirth]

That's not offensive! You trying to start a rebellion or what?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Please be more careful not to put That's next to not. It sounds like snot.

 

[DavidFirth]

Please be more careful not to put That's next to not. It sounds like snot.

Chicken snot.
Pick it up and trot.
Carry it around the block.
Don't tell nobody whatchu got!

 

[Brickjectivity]

That one's so old its like dried mucous flicked onto the dash of an old pickup truck and completely forgotten.

 

[Wu Wei]

Wow that was offensive...and childish too....wow...just wow.... I can't believe how childishly offensive this has gotten.... what a bunch of potty mouthed doodoo heads

 

[Brickjectivity]

You have brought the English language to a new low!

 

[Daemon Sophic]

You have brought the English language to a new low!

Your high-browed British snobbery offends me.

What the heck are you talking about?

And that right there is not in the spirit of the thread which is all in fun and it called "Be Offended By the Post Above You"

I may be misinterpreting your post here, it is easy to do such things on a web forum, have had my posts misinterpreted in the past as well. But that does not sound as much as being posted in good fun, as I believe this thread is meant to be viewed, as much as it sounds like a personal attack.

Like I said, I may be missing something here, and if so I apologize, but that is how it looks to me at the moment.

My post was a play on the famous "You can't handle the truth!" scene from A Few Good Men; which of course is a classic scene of.......being offended.

The fact that you back-wood Adirondack-hoofing country bumpkin bears are so uncultured as to misinterpret my well referenced and deftly edited post as a rambling post of actual real offense is ....quite frankly....highly offensive.

 

[Wu Wei]

My post was a play on the famous "You can't handle the truth!" scene from A Few Good Men; which of course is a classic scene of.......being offended.

The fact that you back-wood Adirondack-hoofing country bumpkin bears are so uncultured as to misinterpret my well referenced and deftly edited post as a rambling post of actual real offense is ....quite frankly....highly offensive.

Your OBVIOUSLY uneducated and rather invective comment about the Adirondacks is offensive.... and the fact that you seem to think bears have hooves shows your highly questionable knowledge of bears and is HIGHLY offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Your continual poor spelling offends me.
I'm triggered so much that I might have to leave RF permanently.

 

[Wu Wei]

Your unfounded unsubstantiated and unrealistic posts about spelling are INCREDIBLY offensive...but now that I KNOW it offends you....then GAME on...... you ofensive Scotich wack-a-doo

 

[Revoltingest]

Your unfounded unsubstantiated and unrealistic posts about spelling are INCREDIBLY offensive...but now that I KNOW it offends you....then GAME on...... you ofensive Scotich wack-a-doo

"Scotich"?
Argchchgchrgh!

 

[Wu Wei]

Argchchgchrgh!?

I may or may not be offended by that..... but just to be on the safe side I will be offended by the fact you showed up

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended by the smell of wet bear accompanying your post.
Get out of the rain, ya lazy walking rug!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Can't you see I'm eating? Now kindly shut your trap.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

I am offended on behalf of the unappreciated workers in the keyboard manufacturing industry, whom you scoff at by eating over the keyboard that they worked so hard to produce.
Shameful.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I am offended on behalf of the unappreciated workers in the keyboard manufacturing industry, whom you scoff at by eating over the keyboard that they worked so hard to produce.
Shameful.

Sure, take the side of a bunch of heartless robots against your own species! Nothing wrong with that!

 

[Daemon Sophic]

We members of the Manufacturing Robot Maintanance Union 01011 object to your ignorant post.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended that you support the "Kill All Humans" Robot initiative