Be Offended By the Post Above You

[The Holy Bottom Burp]

Well that's offensive, I mean it is not as though one particular minority is being killed, its all humans. Seems very fair minded! (Not like god who wiped out the world but kept his "favourite" Noah and his boys alive. I mean he only allowed two bears to live as well; talk about picky!)

 

[Wu Wei]

Well that was offensive on so many levels..and now for a bear attack tip

 

[DavidFirth]

The bear is trying to trick me so he can eat me. I'm deeply offended.

 

[Revoltingest]

Accusing a bear of trickery?
How offensive!

Bears also advise running from them in slow motion...like the 6 Million Dollar Man.

 

[DavidFirth]

Yeah, you see how that turned out for him. He lost an arm and two legs.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Stop making me whine. I hate whining.

 

[DavidFirth]

You want some cheese to go with that whine?

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended by your cheesy whining post

 

[Brickjectivity]

Now that was a genuinely exceptionally offensive post with cheese on top.

 

[Wu Wei]

I find your use of "genuinely exceptionally offensive" genuinely exceptionally offensive

 

[Brickjectivity]

That was originally inventively offensive.

 

[Wu Wei]

Just plain ole offensive

 

[DavidFirth]

Bears are offensive. I prefer Falcons.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Would you please stop equivocating.

 

[DavidFirth]

Big words are offensive

 

[Brickjectivity]

That isn't a big word. Stop accusing me of such dizzying interlocution.

 

[Wu Wei]

Listen here...that potty mouth of yours is offensive

 

[Brickjectivity]

Potties are for flushing, so get off my back.

 

[Wu Wei]

Your insinuation of improper touching is offensive

 

[Brickjectivity]

I didn't insinuate anything! I have no children, so get off my back.