Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you pretend to be a monk!
I bet it's so you can seduce the nuns.

 

[Thief]

I'm offended that you pretend to be a monk!
I bet it's so you can seduce the nuns.

WoooooHoooooo!!...now you're talking!

 

[9Westy9]

I'm offended that you don't appear offended at revoltingests post

 

[Thief]

I'm offended that you don't appear offended at revoltingests post

Yeah well...gee....
Sometimes they blush... sometimes they don't.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you posted that while on the can!
(Less grunting, please.)

 

[Daemon Sophic]

I'm offended that you posted that while on the can!
(Less grunting, please.)

I'm offended by your rigging up cameras in his bathroom.

 

[ChristineES]

I am offended that you are talking about bathrooms.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you are suggesting that bathrooms are inferior rooms in the house.

 

[BSM1]

I am offended that you didn't also point out that bathrooms do not necessarily have to be interior rooms either.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended at the nasty grass stains you leave behind the bushes in your yard.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended by the type of "deposits" you leave at the bank. Someone has to clean that up, you know!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well that is just plain offensive and I am offended and I may...or may not...know why....

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you take offense, but you don't even know why!

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended that you assume that I didn't know why just because I said I may or may not understand...it is just plain offensive that you assume it was I don't know when it could be I do know...how offensive that you assume the worst about my previous offense

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you expect me to assume something other than the worst about you!

 

[Wu Wei]

I would be offended it that werre not true.....aw what the heck....I'm offended just because it is so much easier

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that I keep getting offended by your posts so often!
Let some others offend me too, you piggie hoggington!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Revoltingest, stop talking to statues. You're embarrassing everyone including the statues.

 

[Simurgh]

I am egregiously offended by your mild rebuke of aforementioned one dimensional, low-brow member of the Pelsus Pulsusea Specus Virae.

You could have just taken his shovel and smacked him over the head with it.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am greatly offended at your sloppy use of pronoun usage!
Exactly which of us would be smacked?