Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

I am offended that you are being so persnickety! It is obvious that she meant that you should be smacked with your shovel. Everyone knows that!

 

[Revoltingest]

I am incredibly offended that you want me smacked in the snoot with a shovel full of fire ants & killer bees!
And this is after you've seductively removed my shirt & overalls, & covered me in maple syrup!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you left out that I also covered you with bacon, (cooked bacon, of course) since bacon sticks so nicely to the maple syrup and the two tastes are quite complimentary.

Do you have to make me look stingy and one-dimensional?

 

[Simurgh]

After tasting some of that bacon maple concoction I feel sufficiently fortified to assert that some people are too dense to to understand the shovel issue and am offended that some people are so offensively dense...taste notwithstanding.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you haven't tried my new mixed drink, The Canadian Bacon!
(1/2 maple syrup, 1/2 Canadian House whiskey, add crumbled bacon to taste, mix well.)

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you haven't made a receipe that includes something like rum, or vodka. I don't drink whiskey.

 

[Wu Wei]

I offended at your intolerance and discrimination against whiskey

 

[4consideration]

I am offended by your lack of tolerance for the whiskey-intolerant!

 

[Sumit]

I am offended, you teach him to be tolerant but you yourself is soo intolerant.

 

[Kerr]

I am offended that your name lacks a "b"! My brain thinks "submit" but its "sumit"... Its offensive I tell you!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Choice words from someone who has two many letter "R"s in their name, don't you think, Quippy? Its offensive I tell you.

 

[Wu Wei]

I’m offended by your “r” intolerance

 

[ChristineES]

I'm offended that you show preference to the letter "r".

 

[Sumit]

Complaining offensive, It's his love for letter "r".

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you are so quick to defend his love for the letter "r" but I never hear you stand up for love of numbers, like "4".

 

[Sumit]

No4 is offensive, It looks like flag.

 

[4consideration]

It is offensive that you dislike 4. I bet you think 3 and 8 are better because they're all curvy!

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended that this is hinting at Numerology

 

[Thief]

Me too!...numbers suck.

No really...I did very well in math.
But as a belief system?.......nope.....they suck.

 

[Kerr]

Theif agrees with Wu Wei? Agrees?!?!?! No one should agree with ANYONE!!! Its OFFENSIVE!!!