Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Brickjectivity]

Darn your offensive post, Kerr! It is nothing less than the sock upon the very foot of offence.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm so horribly offended that you'd bring footwear into your relentless rancorous rants!
Is nothing sacred?

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that the only thing you think is scared is offense -- well... and bacon, and anchovies, and rhubarb pie, and...

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you failed to list chocolate!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you did not realize that I deliberately left out chocolate just to offend you!

 

[Revoltingest]

You deliberate offense is offensive!
Where's my Tuesday sammich?

 

[4consideration]

(Atanu is sending it to you. It should be very interesting.)

I am offended that you didn't know that from another thread.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended that you expect me to be on top of 34,976 threads!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you would make such and outrageous claim about my expectations. I do, however, expect you to be on top of posts that you post beneath.

Wait...uhmmm...I'm gonna have to think about that one...

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you think!
(Womenfolk should just feel & emote.)

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm offended that your post is focused upon the person above you while it completely ignores me.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended at your continual need for attention!
It's always Me! Me! Me!.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I am offended that you imply I'm some kind of frubal junky.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you actually are a frubal junkie!

 

[Monotheist 101]

Im offended that you spank trouts..

 

[Sumit]

I am offended as your name has 101.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you are still bothered by numbers!

 

[9Westy9]

I'm offended that you're not bothered about numbers. Especially as they're used in my username

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm offended as your post reveals that nothing seems to bother you, so your offended state cannot be trusted.

 

[Kerr]

I am offended that you have less then 1000 posts!